Tyrant

Dumb huns.

That time would be better spent taking pics and posting them on Donstalk of the bird you've managed to convince to let you stay with her.

I can't stand women's football. Awful, awful stuff. MBT, as a resident of the USA's bible belt I give you the wise words of one Homer J Simpson:

2nd? Have a day off! No team with Josh at full back is going to finish 2nd. 2 good defensive signings and we'll maybe make 4th. Hearts, Celtic and probably Dundee United will all finish above us I reckon.

As long as none of you horrible Dons fans trash the place again. I was shocked to read in a reputable newspaper that Aberdeen fans behaved like animals and destroyed the pub and I have no doubt there was some violence towards innocent children and disabled fans in wheelchairs too. And probably copious amounts of homophobia and racism. [/made up hun media pish]

Oldco still exists though. It hasn't been liquidated yet.

Sillet's just off of Hutcheon Street.

There's senior England players that don't sing the anthem. You don't think "They hate England - they're cunts!" You think "They don't feel like signing their anthem - They're cunts!".

It's a lot of fucking mock outrage nonsense. Fuck them.

Indeed.

Saturday lunchtime.

Renewed yesterday. The boy behind the counter was a farce of a kid. Looked aboot 12. And COULD NOT comprehend how to spell anything. And trying to tell him was like pulling teeth. Anyway. He said that Ross County tickets weren't selling better than average. That was kinda disappointing. Got my Man Utd ticket but hinna decided if I'm going.

Scared of getting shot. Was that nae obvious? If I'm in a cinema and some nut comes in shooting at a' cunt and I can shoot him before he gets to his next victim me then by having this gun I'd maybe have managed to save some lives in this scenario. That said banning them entirely is of course a good thing. But if nuts want to shoot folk they'll acquire the means to do some somehow some way. Anyway. 5 weeks until I'm back in The U.S of A. Going to a hand gun range. Looking forward to that tbh be honest. I hate the idea of hunting animals but I can see why people enjoy using shooting ranges.

Like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biW2i9yK-10

TBF be fair I don't blame people for being scared into buying a little bit of protection.

Quite a fucking fuck to make re the flags. Ignorance is fucking rife. Anyway. My feelings towards the GB football team: I've found myself going out my way to avoid watching a minute of the "football" on display. The women's fitba is a fucking embarrassment.

If it doesn't update automatically then it's shite and not worth having.

Cockwomble doing something right? Steady.

Nae a bad signing for a 3rd division team though. He has a real eye for goal.

I quite liked the ending. But I agree about Bane. I missed a lot of what he said because I just couldn't make it out. I also want it to be explained properly why he's got the mask and what it's for. I guess you had to be a fan of the comics to know that.

Worked though.

I went to renew online and could only find a page with the ticket office phone numbers. So there didn't appear to be a way to renew online? I have to admit I didn't exactly search high and low.

I know heaps of folk that have yet to renew but plan to do so. Myself for one.

Dave, what's the menu at yer sister's wedding? Does it consist of or include any pies or a fish supper? If so MBT has made himself available to be your plus 1.