Tyrant

Actually pleased that that's made a paper (even if it is only the Record).

When's the open top bus tour?

If it was Aberdeen or Dundee United they'd have been hammered already.

Surely there's no way they can get away with this? See if it was any other club outwith the Old Firm they simply would no longer exist right now.

I don't even want to go to the SPL games right now, never mind friendlies.

I believe football is heavily subsidized by the government also?

Well if it isn't Stoney!

Bad news for fans that were looking for the appointment of Jose Mourinho. He's just signed a new four year deal with Madrid. Aston Villa are said to be disappointed but will now focus their search elsewhere.

Scored one goal. A selfish fluke.

Only if the cunt publicly admits that he's shite and wasn't too good to play for us when he fucked off to the land of milk and honey.

Aye. The dazzling football that they delight everyone watching with!

Indeed.

Bouncy castle is a fucking cracking idea. That would make me go back to games.

I think Jess is the type of guy that we should be looking for. I'd give him a chance.

Is it tonight that this documentary is? I think it's going to sicken me more than anything because we're going to hear and see the full extent of what they're going to get away scott free with.

Take it you mean turned down? Fine by me. Hun.

His crime carries a maximum penalty of a £2,000 fine. So we're relying on the FA to impose a more suitable punishment.

This was never going to be the time to judge how good or bad a signing Anderson has been.

Cheers for clearing that up Jager.

I'd be surprised if Gordon doesn't get another EPL club. I'd happily see him at Liverpool tbh be honest. I really rate him. He's been unlucky with injuries and just never gotten a run back in the team. Excellent keeper. I rate him above Hun McGregor too.

By now the cunt has probably gone all the way to convincing himself that he played and probably that he scored the decisive penalty too.

Fit is it with bum boys and support Villa? Saw some utter twat in the pub on Saturday telling everyone who'd listen that he was a Villa fan. Then there's Prince William. And now David Cameron? The club is fucked.

I actually really enjoyed the Champions League Final. Bayern were all over Chelsea for the whole game and somehow managed to fuck it up. That was a shame. Seeing Terry prancing about with the trophy that he could have easily cost his side was sickening.

I don't quite know how I'm able to turn that generous offer down but I am!

Well I certainly don't want to sell it. But it's a sacrifice that I'm making because I'm about to embark in a mortgage. So the plan is to switch to a boring (but much cheaper) diesel. Ill fire ye a PM with some details and ye can let me know if it sounds like what yer looking for.