Tyrant

The four wee words that proved to me that this guy doesn't know the first thing about The Rangers.

Not uneven. And it's more than a little squeak. It was irritating as fuck and that was when i was there for only 15 mins. It's literally the whole flat so would need sorting. Screwing them down appears to be the way forward and wouldn't be too big a job. What I could do is buy screws one month. Then the next month I could buy a screw driver. Then save for three month for a drill.. If I've any more DIY queries I know where you are, ST.

That is sad news. The Beastie Boys did a lot for their genre. I was always a fan.

He can drop deid along with Derek Riordan. Incidentally if he drops deid that's the only way we'll see the back of the cunt.

It's deid.

How Harcus didn't win this is beyond me.

I'm in the "see what happens" camp. Milne would have to vote against letting the Huns off. And we'd need to make some inspired signings. So it looks as though my years of being a season ticket holder will come to an end. But we need The Ranjurs.

So I've read but I've also read that they need replaced. Depends on which site you look at. I could go back for a third viewing and ask to have a look. I was thinking of drilling a wee guide hole within a few inches of each nail and then using 40 or 50mm screws to secure them down and then cover the floor with talc and sweeping it into all the wee crevasses. problem is if that didn't work I'd be stuck with a floor that drains my will to live a little more with every step.

ST, min.. since you're a master of DIY and especially floorboards here's one for you. How the fuck do you fix them if they're creaky as fuck? Saw a flat that I quite like but there's literally not a floorboard in the whole place that doesn't creak like a bastard and it was driving me nuts. Surely the whole lot won't need replacing?

This. Fuck it.

Aye well I hinna seen it because nae cunt has posted it up on DT! :hammer:

Agreed. I get the feeling they added the season tickets holders plus those who gave their giro money to get in.

Stunning strike.

Emotionless.

So has that strip just been made up or is it actually the one we'll use? I don't give a shit since by the start of next season I'll be far away from Scottish football.

You going to the Cove/Buckie game too?

I'm gan. But I still don't care. Although I would like to see the cunts go doon.

We've known for years why we're shite. This is terrible news. EFF EFF ESS SAKE!

If those are jokes then you should spend less time sanding doon your newly plastered wall and more time on your comedic material.

Jesus.. now I really do need to move hoose ASAP:

Don't care. Don't care. Don't care. Don't care. Don't care. Don't care.

Show me where I said anything about me or anyone being more intelligent these days. I've had a roof over my head for years which I've supported myself. ??? Aye all those things cost peanuts. But all that mounts up. Buying it on a credit card isn't much help unless you don't have to pay it back. I think it's you that's not listening. I don't doubt Kitchens can be procured cheaply but cheap isn't fucking free and it still needs to be paid. As I've said all those expenses which are "peanuts" will mount up and when you're paying a mortgage and the rest of your bills it's not that straight forward. Not saying it's impossible but with me having zero experience with renovations I wouldn't like to take on a huge amount of work when I'd just be winging it with next to no money if things go tits up. That's being sensible if you ask me. You can fuck off with all the patronising iPhone nonsense. I don't have the latest iPhone or iPad. Should I use my saving to get up to date ones? I could cut out away games but I don't go to them any more anyway so that would be largely ineffectual on my finances. And I don't think I've ever spent more than £50-£60 on an away day.

Aye it was sad to hear that Hendry had retired although not surprising. Indeed the greatest player ever to have played. Now here's where I maybe show a little naivety. Why is Hendry not as good as he always was? It can't be a physical factor that comes with getting older can it? It's not the most strenuous of sports. So it must be a mental thing? Lack of hunger to succeed? Really not sure but it's a shame.

You're telling me stuff I already know. I'm fully aware of the difference between decoration and renovation. Indeed decorating is something that's going to happen anyway but renovation, no matter what experiences you had requires money. You might have been lucky enough to get a shit load of floor boards for a good price so lucky you but If I have my mortgage to pay I also have to buy all the bits and pieces for renovating (and decorating eventually) and I also have to save for a new kitchen and/or bathroom. I'm sorry min but that's just not realistic. Not for me anyway. Maybe you were on a higher wage when you get yer hoose? Nae sure but if it was just a case of working hard then it wouldn't be a problem. More than happy (as I have been my whole life bar a dodgy spell in 2004) to work hard and do whatever I can myself. Cars for example. Rarely does my car go to a garage if it needs work done because I get off my arse, work hard, learn about them and do it my fucking self which has probably saved me thousands of pounds over the years. Again.. it irks me that people think I want an easy ride. My point all along (as Amp has also said) is that the goal posts have changed recently making it more difficult than it's ever been.