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Dinna patronise me with that pish, min. I've spoken to countless older folk about this and they all spoke of how much simpler it was: "All I needed 19 years ago for our first flat was a couple of wageslips and a quick survey from some dodgy geezer with a clipboard!" "I didn't have to jump through all these hoops to get my first mortgage." I could list more. Since the age of 16 I've never been without a job. I've worked hard for over a decade. Can I get a decent mortgage? Can I fuck. Deposit isn't even an issue. I've got one.

:hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: Young folk might as well all top themselves! Saying that.. can anyone recommend an independent financial advisor possibly that specialises in first time buyers? How do they get paid? I refuse to believe their services are actually free. Do they get cut in on any mortgage that you take out through them? Fucking sick of this whole process already.

He's fucking hoop! At any position! :hammer:

Oot. Shite. Gan to Cove Rangers' game instead. More entertainment.

Good news.

I think he is a full back. Don't think I've seen him play anywhere else. He didn't have a good game last week but I think he's a decent player and will hopefully develop.

Oot for the rest of the season.

I voted for Bergkamp's.

Dexter. Going to start on season 6 tonight.

Jesus. What a prize cunt that guy really is.

Not since the administrators bent over backwards to ensure next to no redundancies. Countless teams over the years have gone into administration and made heaps of players redundant. Only the fucking Huns could go into administration and keep the vast majority of the filthy fucking squad.

Excellent!

Paulo's goal was something else. The cunt.

I've never ever seen a game so one sided that the team that got pummelled actually won. On another day it could've been 5-1. Fair fucks to the cunts. But doing it at home was the easy part.

Nah Road Sense are still behind him apparently. I seem to remember him moaning his hoose was too close but apparently a previous appeal was thrown oot because the judge decided he didn't live close enough to the planned route.

Dunno like. You're not very good to have aboot the place.

Aye he's that bad. Simple as. He has zero footballing ability. Anyone off the street as big or as strong as him could "perform" to the same level as Josh can now.

Third appeal lodged by William Walton according the the P&J. The Scottish Government has confirmed that the scheme is once again on hold. x a fucking million.

Again, (nae offence, min because I know it's hardly practical for you to attend Pittodrie these days) these are the words of someone who hasn't seen the Dons (and Magennis) play in recent times.

Incorrect. He works (or worked) at Weatherford and a few years back when I worked for an oilfield bearing company he used to sign for my deliveries.

Aye I had to read that twice to make sure I read that right!

You joined the forum around the lowest point since the 9-0 at Celtic park and you're surprised that folk aren't positive? This "shot down in flames" pish is just that. Pish. Folk on here disagree all the time. I get slagged off all the time and I do my fair share of slagging but as Al said it rarely goes too far. This is the only AFC football club forum that I come to because the posts are generally (MBT's aside ) of a high quality. There's no superiority complex here (apart from Rocket ) so chill out and argue your points as you have been doing and don't greet when folk disagree with you. Being big and/or hard is of no relevance on the internet.

Poor, Maverick.

Because he's fucking poop. And the bit in bold could describe Mackie. Mackie's always played with commitment if not very skilled. Josh is a greedy cunt. I've lost count of the number of times he's done some half decent work on the by line only to shoot from a ridiculous angle rather than even attempt to cut it back to someone in a better position to score. I'm not a Mackie lover or a hater but I'd rather see Mackie play than Magennis. And sorry Dandy - you're in no place to take the piss out of folk's typos.

He's buying them with Ticketus is he not?