Tyrant

They should shave 5% off Top Gear's budget. That should save about £47b.

Do you have wifi at work? I don't and I use it quite a lot at work. Maybe that's it.

I complained about it and they said "it's always been 500mb" but I don't think it has. It's only the last 2 or 3 months that I've been getting warning messages saying I'm about to go over my limit of my "unlimited" data. I've had an iPhone since the start of 2009 and never had this problem. What annoys me the most is they still call it "unlimited" data. If 3 weren't really shit with their network coverage I'd move to them in a flash.

Foster's boots are still shit. The Sky Sports nEws coverage of this was embarrassing. First the reporter referred to the RDS as the Robert Donald Stand and then he went on to tell Craig Brown that Aberdeen had already exited Europe this season. He meant Dundee United but his basic knowledge of Scottish football was pish despite being Scottish.

Vodafone definitely deserve the:

Holy poop. Hugh Robertson is a blast from the past. He must be about 97.

That's because we all post up tremendous puns and you come up with that terrible effort!

Only 3 do unlimited data. O2 used to but not it's an "unlimited 500mb" you get.

As long as they're as good as Thor Christiansen.

How many red cards? That sounds like Portugal v Holland at the World Cup in 2006.

Aye that too. Although to be fair the list of things that he's done to warrant "cunt" status is extensive.

Nice.

The way he treated Morten Gamst-Pedersen in a game against Blackburn last season was disgusting. Morten seems to be a genuinely nice guy and for his trouble he got a dig in the ribs from Joey. After Morten dared complain about this Joey proceeded to continously cup his balls in his hand and spout vile abuse at Morten. Classy. Maybe he has grown up since he was good enough to take Gamst-Pedersen out for a meal afterwards to apologise. Dinner with Barton - that's an invitation I'd find hard to refuse!

Some of these puns are Bordeaux-line crimiminal.

Am I the only one who think it's fair enough? Sounds like the BBC fucked him over a bit!

Joey Barton is a fucking horrendous human being.

That's because at some point in the last 4 years someone has removed it. Didn't part of the £1m go towards Anderson's signing on fee? (Which he donated back to the club anyway)?

Penfold has found irrefutable evidence that the boy Nicoise is shit.

Balotelli clearly thought he was offside. He practically stopped. Why he thought he was offside I'm not sure. Although it's clear that he's a fucking dipshit with less intelligence than the bib he struggled to get on a couple of months back.

Would've been 5/10 but you used the Lord's name in vain so it goes up to 7/10.

Encouraging performance. Especially when we went down to 10 men but need someone who's going to stick the ball in the fucking net.

Is it just me that thinks Kari looked much better in midfield and hopes that he's deployed there?

They sacked him. Do they really need to "release" him again?

I would give him another one. Then I'd offer him a contract extension too.