Tyrant

But FJ said I needed to choose another one? And I've only just entered! I'll appeal any punishment handed down to me! It's a bloody conspiracy!

You have to appreciate the "reviews" came from a build up of frustration.

I thought I heard that on the radio earlier but I had hoped otherwise. Please don't sign it, Bebo. You're a cunt.

Because they're young and the jury's still out on them.

Because he's fucking gash. If he's the best we can hope for at full back then we don't have much hope. He's better than no full back but still not good enough.

Thanks for that, Bobby. I'm feeling super now!

I spent as much time as I could swearing at the obnoxious little cunt last night. I'm not one to do that to our players during a match but I was doing it with the mind set of him not being an AFC player after Saturday. He must have a club lined up then? He certainly didn't play like he was in a shop window anyway. I can't stomach the cunt and I hope to fuck he doesn't sign the deal we've offered him.

Langfield - Fuck off Maguire - Fuck off Aluko - Best of a bad bunch but still poor. Vujadinovic - Fuck off Young - One of the few that tried but still fuck off Smith - Fuck off Paton - Fuck off Jack - Milsom - One of the few that tried. Robertson - Grimmer

Don't even joke about that. That's what keeps me coming back to Pittodrie.

Bunch of part timers! Is what the players will end up being if they continue to play like they did at the weekend. I;m going tonight but only to get a Macaroni Pie.

What was the song they were singing about Maxi to the Heartbeat theme tune? Can you post up the words (if you understood them)? It was some game and a good advert for the EPL. All 7 goals were really good.

I hope his hideous X6 doesn't break doon on the way out of town.

I can't remember any of those goals. The games must've been ace!

Rob Milsom got my vote but it could just as easily have went to Vernon and it probably would have had his performances not let up a bit towards more recent times.

Can I add David Attenborough to my group? Ta.

Solid performance from Man Utd against Chelsea. It was a decent game which I'm glad about after spending 2 hours prior to the game in the driving wind and rain cutting down trees in our garden that had started to block our Sky signal.

These meetings are great and all that but it isn't half a load of shite that's discussed!

Fucking dick.

Yas.

I was thinking of him at the same time as the Locherbie Bomber and the Colonel but I figured he was the least likely to die.

Wasn't Barry Ferguhun homesick in Blackburn which is a couple of hours away from Glasgow?

This.

Mourinho not being in the ground for the second leg was shocking. He's a fucking embarrassment to himself and to Real Madrid. Fucking pussy.

You're absolutely right. And folk wonder why I watch English football!

Agreed. Correct decision to be honest.