Tyrant

I'll be going. Also planning on making a trip of it though.

When he reaches 100 goals.

Aye. That's this thread right down the shitter.

Hahahaha saw that yesterday. Superb. Hud 'at!

Cracking draw for the neutral IMO opinion. I think Spurs will push Real Madrid much harder than some folk are anticipating. Infact I'd not be at all surprised if they went through. 'Arry's got them playing well in Europe.

Fit's wrong with him?

Have you remembered to look him up on Wikipedia to make sure he has a good record?

This is just a transitional season anyway. We'll win the quadruple next season.

Aye you're right there. There's a certain scene in a green house that woke my other half up and she found it quite disturbing! I thought the film had a poor ending though. I saw True Grit the other day too. It's not the worst film I've seen but again the ending was bollocks.

Got a game of 5 a side tonight. Then off to meet my sister and nephew who're over from Holland for a visit for a week. I plan to make them watch the St. Mirren game.

I watched some of Scum last night. Not really sure what to make of it.

The aids playing up?

Aye. Complete and utter cunts. Probably ginger too!

Stewart.. fancy going along?

I don't watch Arsenal all that often. Other than what I see on MOTD that is but I guess I've just never seen him "on his day". Well done to Spurs. They rode their luck at times but I think 'Arry got the tic tacs right tonight. Milan played pretty well but if this is Italy's best (which it supposedly is) against England's 5th team then maybe Engerlunders are right about their league being the best!

That's what I thought when I read a back page headline earlier today that said something about Dundee United fans should be expecting an exodus at the end of the season.

I think he's an overrated player already to be honest.

I'm less sympathetic. They hear the whistle every other time? I remember Noel Whelan got booked for finishing a chance after he'd been ruled to have been offside. I think he heard it fine and he knew he was on a yellow. He should be more careful. Ultimately I doubt it'd have made a difference. And Fabregas gifting them their opener was highly amusing. Here was me thinking that having Fabregas and Van Persie back was meant to be a good thing!

Out. Hame. Hame. Hame. 1-1

Same. I hinna got a clue what challeneg everyone's going on aboot. Highlight for me: Got in for £12.

Take it you're paying at the gate and don't already have a ticket? Can you take some sort of cutting implement so that if we were to end up in the Jerry Kerr stand I can quickly and easily remove my legs so that I can sit down when a steward tells me to?

I think if we can get 3 quick goals we'll be in a great position to go on and win the game.

Agree with that. Although Nani has improved a huge ammount. He's bulked up a bit but is still brushed off the ball a bit too easily.

Looks like I'm out. The person that I was meant to be getting a lift from can't make it.

I do agree that Carra should've went for that. Kow - is that Nani's leg? Horrible. I'm just seeing that for the first time now although I still thought his reaction was bizarre. At first he seemed to get up and be OK and then he seemed to get really angry, fall to the deck and ended up roarin' greetin'. Fucking nasty one he took though. Hope he's OK. Rafael had a tackle which was potentially as dangerous slightly later on, though. Had Lucas' foot been planted it would've looked every bit as bad I think. Anyway. Those were the two low points in what was otherwise a really good game. Dirk did well to find himself in the right place at the right time three times but Suarez went through Utd like the proverbial hot knife through butter. To me it just goes to show that Man Utd seem to struggle (especially definsively) when they've got a couple of injuries or suspensions. Smalling, O'Shea, Gibson, Carrick and Obertan are all nowhere near good enough for Man Utd. I'm not convinced Wes Brown is either. I was once again really impressed with Hernandez. Always gets a goal and I thought he was unlucky not to start.