Tyrant

I went to Oldie too. We can pretty much pinpoint the day it started going down hill as the day that I left.

FFS Fuck Sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just got put on on a final set tie-break against Mardy Fish. 6-4 1-6 7-6 (7-2) This comes after Murray came back form 3-0 down in the 3rd to take it back to 3-3 last night when Fish decided he didn't want to continue because of bad light. Cunt of a thing to do but I suppose he has the last laugh as Murray was clearly tense in the tie-break. Just goes to show that Murray is still inexperienced. I'm hoping he learns from this and has a good run at Wimbledon. Unlucky, Andy.

Ken! FFS fuck sake McGhee!

We can't even afford the bag to pull it out of.

I swear I read this word for word just 2 or 3 weeks back?

I'm afraid this is something that Sone (and any other person that's in the spot light) will have to put up with in this day and age of social networking. I think Sone handled it well. Sone - hit the block button, ignore these wee fuds with big mouths and concentrate on putting right any wrongs on the pitch. Still one of our better players. Let's get behind him.

Obviously. He still didn't want to go though and wanted Aberdeen to match his wage offered there so he didn't have to move to another country.

Like I said.. all major tournaments.

I believe it's something we've done before for major tournaments.

Remember when he used to have pace?

News flash! Mulgrew is a decent player. Just showed a poor attitude towards the end of last season. Would be much more of a miss than Kerr.

To be honest, min laziness was never Kerr's problem. He always tried hard but was just really shit at even the basics. Nae SPL standard min.

I heard he loves the club and once bought a pure-bred golden retriever from Inverurie. He's been looking at houses in Westhill.

Nope. Hearts, Dundee United and of course Plymouth are all after him. We've got no chunce.

You're right but that's just not going to be the case. We'll sign donkeys no matter how long we wait. I'd love to be wrong but I'm nae.

It's funny because it's true.

Why? Is it going to explode because it's skint?

WTF THE FUCK!?!?!?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7bJZKPkAcQ

What about the mind-bogling offer from Hearts? This Greek offer's clearly not particularly lucrative. If it was we wouldn't see him for dust.

She hist like such a girl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf9IQ6Te6ss

Have a word with McGhee. If you agree to a short term contract and are better than Mark Kerr he'll bend over backwards to help you out.

Yas I'm down on the Thursday morning.

This should be in the Let's all laugh at Hearts thread.

As an administrator and a moderator I almost feel as though it's my duty to censor rubbish jokes like this!