Tyrant

Boni for all!

Performing "YMCA" on an ice rink wasn't going well.

If you can't pay at the gate then I'm Noel Whelan. £12 for a possible repeat of a 4-0 defeat at Peterhead? Where do I sign?

Perfect! Sign him up. He'll be great to have about the place.

Indeed. I would assume they've at least matched it. There are/were players earning much more at Swinecastle.

Because the central belt is where it's at!

I reckon Gent would be quite cheap to get to but Belgium's the only place on that list that I've been to so I think I'd prefer somewhere that I've never been to. Not that I can afford it anyway! I hope they cancel the whole Europa League because they realise it's shite.

Almost as nice as our home top. Like prvious 3rd kits though I can't see us wearing this alot.

Not unless we play some bigger teams.

Only one problem with that. AFC couldn't pay the phone bill because we're £36k out of pocket. Pocket ryhmes with rocket.

£36k of damage??? Takes my breath away.

His signature looks like a pair of hanging balls.

Get him tae fuck.

I think he's going to play back in Germania until the end of his career if I mind right.

The day we can offer better wages than the mighty Shrewsbury will be a day that I can't wait to see! But we can't. So.. NEXT!

Oh God, it's true.

All joking aside.. well done on losing all that weight. Keep it up.

It was Pele with the broken bottle in the boot.

Kyle "Broken Nose" Lafferty?

Indeed but if it's a British player's day on that court you're going to have to queue for ever to get a ticket.

I was spotted in Dyce last night. Make of that what you will.

You being one of them? Were you nae one of the folk that celebrated THAT Chris Clark effort as if it had went in at Ibrox? Or was that just me? I've never been the same since.

Are they answering their phones? I'm planning on phoning at lunchtime to cancel just to make sure they don't take off any more money.