Tyrant

I wouldn't be playing the youths either when they're as fucking shite as our current crop.

Just a shame football matches are 90 minutes long and nae 15 eh.

Nah. Draw on Friday and then comfortable wins over Rangers, The and Thistle, Partick will see me take the title again.

Bloody hell. Once the bookies catch wind of this and our odds plummet that'll certainly affect the Celtic players' confidence! Tickets bought last night. Apparently there was all sorts of chaos online trying to get tickets? My pal managed no bother. £36 That's £6 per Celtic goal.

Sorted it min. Frankly I hope this is just a baseless rumour.

Drives me mad! TV shows like "Benefits Street" are designed to rile up hatred for the poor and thick working class so that corporations like Google and Apple can quietly avoid billions in tax in the background whilst some poor junkies and asylum seekers are blamed for folk having shite lives. The system's fucked. As Russell Brand said it's time for a revolution.

When it's coming out of shitholes like Paisley that Tories are making gains it can only be the proddy element shitting themselves about independence. None of them have a clue about actual Conservative politics.

I'd say "faith in Aberdonians partially restored" but of the results that I've seen so far the Tories are getting far more votes than even the next most popular candidates which I find baffling.

Since this'll be likened to "a new signing" and "the best bit of business we've done all year" etc etc etc etc I thought I'd put this here. https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/aberdeen-fc/aberdeen-pittodrie-pitch-mcinnes/

It might help to convince him that his future lies at Pittodrie? I'd be delighted if he joined as permanently.

Who the fuck is voting for Conservatives?!

Fuck sake Manc!

I da ken like. He was apparently cracking top bantz at a cricket ground yesterday so canna be seriously unwell unless it was very sudden. And dementia isn't quite that quick. Plus his bilingual brain will help him to avoid dementia. These foreigners are at an advantage.

You've even had to resort to talking about actual fitba!

Canna believe he's 23. He looks every day of 40.

Uncle Phil retiring in August. Strange that this has come from an emergency 3am meridian meeting. Must have had awful heartburn or something. Nae the juicy announcement I was hoping for. I'd have accepted an abdication or a fish bone stuck in one's throat.

Aberdeen and Rangers fans were mixing in and around the away fans' entrance at Pittodrie the other week without any murders, stabbings, shootings, riots or fires. If any of these mongs looked at this rationally and reasonably they wouldn't be worried. Nimby cunts.

McInnes has done his best in the last couple of games to lower his stock so hopefully not.

A "nice lad" he may be but he is obviously completely corrupt and should be jailed.

Obviously there's the much talked about financial gap but when a win went from 2 points to 3 that went a long way to making it harder to win the league.

Yous are all a lot more optimistic than me. I'm convinced we'll get beat.

Your posts haven't been deleted. You're welcome here whether you come from Russia or Reading.

Definitely called skirt in this country too. I've bought it before and know of another who buys it regularly. Your butcher must just be a spastic.

I don't believe for a second that there's an innocent explanation for this. Corrupt as the day is long.

It's hard to get banned from this forum but suggesting that we might re-sign Zander Diamond would just about do it! We better fucking nae.