Tyrant

Done.

3-0 Dons Sma bounce

Our squad is decent but no where near deep enough to give it 100% domestically and in Europe. I'd like to see us give it 100% on Thursday night and try and get into the group stage but after that I think we need to switch our focus away from Europe. If the guarantee of prize money helps us add depth to our squad then perfect. But I want to see us kick on domestically primarily.

As was blatantly obvious. Fuck it though. It was a great goal and a thoroughly deserved 3 points. We were easily the better team. Wee Jackie (prick) was maybe a bit naive to go for it against us in the manner that he did. It was quite an end to end game but our performance was tireless. Flood was superb. The fact that he was relatively fresh made a huge difference. The only criticism I have was the lack of quality from deliveries. Flood's corners were generally hopeless and in fact the only decent crosses all day seemed to come from Hayes. It's hilarious that the goal came from another shite cross this time from Goodwillie. Don't care, though. Good performance and a great win. Hud at Arab minks.

No but it helps the poor cunts who're unable to afford higher bills. I'm not going to argue about a referendum that was almost a year ago but if that's why you voted no then you either didn't bother doing any reading/research or you'd already decided that you couldn't vote yes because of your dislike for SNP. Long live the neverendum.

Who?

Did you get the dreaded phone call about losing your pension if you voted Yes too? Great decision, guys. Looking forward to 40% local authority cuts.

I've really liked what I've seen so far of Ward. He comes for crosses. It's such a luxury for me to see that. He's easily better than what we had before if not the finished article.

Well that was a game of two halves. They clearly have some players but we treated them like Bayern Munich in the first half. Far too much respect. I'm quietly confident about next Thursday. We're a good team as well and more than capable of beating them. Their keeper looked dodgy as fuck. Now it's their turn to make the marathon journey. How well do they generally travel? Not well I'd bet? I didn't think Jack had a particularly good game but I liked seeing him noise up some of their players a bit. Heid first on Thursday!

All the Scott Allan stuff has come from the forums. And papers reporting it. It's actually quite embarrassing.

Will it not go up to £2m if we were to reach the group stage?

A lot to do with their differing attitudes I suspect.

This was never and will never be my problem with Langfield. My problem with him is that he's shite but always ready with another excuse for being shite or a downright denial that he is shite. The infamous "Why would I work on my kicking when I'm happy with my kicking form?" tweet is a prime example of his sheer dos-cuntery. He might be a nice guy but I'll be glad to see the back of him as the Aberdeen goalkeeper.

For anyone needing to watch the game slyly at work you might want to download the World TV Plus free app (available on iOS). It's full of adverts but better than nothing. A lot of different things available to watch.

Exactly. We invited them on far too much and got punished. Their first goal was classy but happened because we were happy to watch them attack us. Their second goal was a fluke but it's still a case of if you don't buy a ticket you won't win the raffle. He should have been closed down quicker.

Any club/business would be bat shit mental to accept an offer from Sevco of payment in installments. I hope Hibs stay strong over this.

Well, like everyone else I shat myself for about 60 seconds last night before pulled the goal back. Glad the job is done. Goodwillie, over the two legs, has been superb but Shinnie was MOTM the match for me.

Almost sure that's nae mine. I sold mine to some nut case from Dunfermline.

138 eh? Living the dream. Linky linky min! Been looking for a second car with turbo recently. Admittedly something newer ideally but nae fussy.

You still working oot at the back of beyond, Jager, min? Fit you driving these days?

Dream move to England.

I'll settle for a cunt as long as it's not a corrupt cunt.

Don't underestimate the positive effect a keeper that actually shouts and comes for crosses will have.

Shite draw. Probably the worst of the lot. Again! 10 FC Kairat Almaty (KAZ)/Alashkert FC (ARM) vs 5 HNK Rijeka (CRO)/Aberdeen FC (SCO)