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He's lost his hunger. His whole career life was geared towards winning Wimbledon and now he's done that he could either lack direction and struggle or play like a man possessed free of pressure and expectation. Unfortunately it's the former. He needs to punt Mauresmo though. And when he hires a good coach he then needs to listen to the cunt.

Sad news. Hope he can make some kind of recovery.

I'm happy enough to take a gamble on him because he undoubtedly has quality. And like TLG I have trust in McInnes to have a plan in place to get the best out of Goodwillie. I think it could be a great signing. I'd be curious to know the wage he's been offered.

Apparently we've sold 13,000 tickets for tonight. At £15 per ticket (worst case scenario) that makes £195k extra that Stewartie wouldn't have had if we finished 2nd. Does this offset the difference in prize money? Either way I want more signings.

Murray lost the 1st set 6-1. On serve in the second.

The home leg is on the radio.

Nadal's not a force on grass anymore.

Decent test in the 3rd set there but Anderson was missing a lot that a Djokovic or Dimitrov just won't so he'll have to find a higher gear despite how well he's playing. The good thing is he's conserving energy so far!

Maybe so. But it's looking less and less likely that it will be Liverpool's problem. The 4 month ban from playing is one thing. And can't really be argued. But the ban from training with your team? That's why some people are saying it's harsh.

Welcome back Funster, min. I'm in. Was trying all day on the phone to the ticket office. Never got through. Had to go doon and queue. Was queued out the door and the staff were saying it's been like that since tickets went on sale. Stewartie will be rubbing his hands and the traffic will be a nightmare FFS. Mon the Dons. I want the tie beyond doubt after the home leg.

See England v Uruguay for what an unfit, unprepared and lacking in match practice Luis Suarez can do.

Are you not aware that he's brilliant footballer? You act as if the bitey side of him is all we ever see. He'd walk into any team in the world bar none. That's why clubs appear to be willing to give him more chances than he maybe deserves. That's why Barcelona still want him. And with players like Neymar and Messi they can probably afford the risk of him being banned more than other clubs. Plus I'm sure they see an opportunity to get him for half of what he was worth a week ago.

Aye so is he signing for Sevco?

Agreed, Tom. I've all but given up on him signing for us. It'll just be a matter of his agent squeezing as much as possible out of the sinking ship that is Sevco.

Murray dropped just 2 games in defeating Blaz Rola yesterday in what was, officially, his easiest ever Wimbledon match. Nadal a set and a break down against Rosol again!

Just chewing the fat, Al. That's all. Right enough TLG. I'd have thought it'd be all wrapped up by now. Perhaps Sevco have bitten off more than they can chew with regards to the player's wage demands.

That's what happens when a club misses out on Kris Boyd!

Admittedly I'm getting two different folk mixed up here. Ash and Abs? One thing's for sure. They were both pricks. Especially the fat one.

Almost!

It's a shame they're all photoshopped.

So there's no use of banned substances? It might be immoral but is that illegal?

Dandy_Don, min, is that nae the boy Abs that worked at TCS with you and he fucked off to Pakistan and came back all brainwashed? Assuming that either Abs or Raqib is not his real name.

Was that not during a period where cyclists just weren't tested? I'm nae sure but that's the impression I had? Or is it more that the means and ways of doping are so advanced that modern testing can't keep up? If they could bust Rafa at some point in the next week and a half that'd be great.

Next.

I didn't think it was too bad! Pain in the arse having to drive to Glasgow but I can leave the car there for £9 a day I think?