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Absolutely gutted to be attending this.

I'd definitely sack the cunt that speculated about one of our players (can't fucking remember who) had a broken leg a week or two back only for him to be back in contention at the weekend.

Provost Barney a shoe-in for the "Unsung hero" award.

Nae sure if that's true but but I suspect not. Why would any club be silly enough to let a player sign for a club knwon to be dodgy without any money up front? But apparently he'll be out for a long time which is highly amusing of course.

Oot. I'll be taking in the delights of Linfield v Glentoran at Windsor Park.

My apologies. I'm nae driving to Dyce in the rush hour to see that knobber.

I'm nae driving to Dyce in the rush hour to see that knobber.

Great thread, SeeBass. Always happy to discuss 90s culture. Although the fact that Shawn Michaels' theme isn't an option is nothing short of a travesty. Get Kurt Angle in there too. Jim Johnston = genius. The start of a wrestler's theme is key. All the great themes had a distinctive start. Exemplified by said Stone Cold's glass breaking. Brock's has this characteristic too.

Pea-hearted shite. A disgrace to our country. First thing I'd do is drop all the plastic Scots. None of them want to be there and their play proves it. Some of them openly admit it ffs. Then get all the non-plastics to fuck who think they're above it or are embarrassed to be Scottish. I'd rather have lion-hearted players who are shite representing me than "good" players who are pussies.

Aye but it's really because of concerns about democracy. : The nail has been struck square on the heid. Explains why Boris would "rather be dead in a ditch" than delay further.

I don't think so. It just looks that was because he's shite.

There will be nothing clean or orderly about the unification of Ireland. The proddies will kick aff big time. There was a riot just the other week in the Weej when a Irish Unity march was countered with a large group of UJ waving Huns. I'd love to see it but I can't envisage Ireland being unified full stop and certainly not without some large scale disturbance.

Good. It's literally their job to look after Scotland and Scots. 62% of whom voted to remain as we all know. Although due to us rejecting independence 2 years previously I would and still would accept ending up out of the EU despite that not being what I voted for personally. We made our bed so we should lie in it. And that should apply too to the Tories who voted May as their leader. They made their bed. They elected a remainer who apparently negotiated a shite deal. They then elected a man severely lacking in any sort of diplomacy skills required to bring MPs together. I still think Brexit will happen but if it doesn't it's no one's fault but said Tories. I think the SNP will deliver a clear(er) vision. There are a lot of lessons to be learned from the 2014 whitepaper and if those lessons aren't learned then again the SNP will have to take responsibility. I can hardly think of any circumstances in which I wouldn't vote for independence so to me it almost doesn't matter what's in the whitepaper but for others it very much does so they need to get it right. The Tory incompetence will undoubtedly speed up the time between indyrefs but I don't think the SNP are relying on it. Like everyone else they're trying to navigate the political minefield that is the UK at the moment.

You nae thinking of yer other favourite voice of radio Jim Traynor?

3 goal victory for Russia.

There was a report published into the effect of Brexit on Scotland. This was well publicised at the time. I assume that's what she's referring to. Who are these unelected that you refer to? Didn't we go to the polls recently to elect our MEPs? I hear this point made a lot and I'm not sure who it refers to.

Fuck Churchill AND his grandson.

Ach he's OK. I don't dislike the guy even though he's a very vocal happy clapper. I didn't realise he worked for Timmy TV though!

I should clarify for a start that we're talking about two separate people here. Said fat cunt and racist mong are two separate people. Only the fat cunt made the initial remarks but that sparked said racist mong into life. He'll happily shout at home fans for leaving early whilst hurling vile racist shite any anyone brown. The other folk in our row going back and fore for pies etc was also causing discontent which I found amusing. I actually apologised prior to them saying anything as I was saying excuse me to get past. The polite approach (which I will always initially take) doesn't always work. Especially if you're dealing with the irrational or unreasonable. I disagree that it's "praying on my mind" but it certainly stuck out which is why I mentioned it in the match thread here. It's far from the first time that I've seen such moronic behavior from Dons fans although of course this isn't an issue exclusive to Dons fans. If I didn't know any better (and I think I do) you almost sound offended, Rico. I assumed that no one on here would take it personally. I'd be amazed if this is the last installment of this story because whilst I am rarely late my mate is late most of the time.

Well I've got a few years to go until I get to your age. Who knows how I'll feel by then! Said cunts said fuck all directly to me. But instead to my mate (who happens to be much smaller than me) and he was quick to retort. Also a NE mannie FWIW. Sticking up for ourselves when required isn't the issue. It's the mindset of a man who has a go at other fans who he doesn't know for being late to a fucking football match. Absolutely mad.

Not convinced that's true. I had a look at the poll data earlier today. Admittedly I didn't look closely at every constituency but of those I did Unionist parties (Labour/Tories/Lib Dem/ and let's assume Brexit too) outnumber pro Indy parties (SNP and Greens). Indy still seems a depressingly long way off. I'm patiently waiting to find out Sturgeon's plan. I admit I'm starting to wonder if she even has one. I thought the same about Corbyn. I assumed incorrectly for a long time that he had a plan. He didn't. He's a fucking chocolate teapot. I hope Sturgeon isn't the same. The SNP must promise to disband in the event of a Yes vote.

I love Aberdeen. It's the people (and more specifically the oil wankers) who are a fucking nightmare as well you know. What constitutes "real NE mannie" actions? Going round belting cunts? That sort of shit might fly at secondary school but it's not how adults should be conducting themselves no matter how tempting it might be whether they're miserable Aberdonian cunts or not. And for the record I am.

I hear a new team was drawn against Turriff. "Former Tain United" whoever they are.

The boy Begg has jizzed his punts on Twitter at this news.

Reason #17356 why Dons fans are generally fucking pricks.. a couple of which, sitting in our row fucking moaning that we're a few minutes late. I can only assume the fat cunt was incensed that they had to stand up to let us to our seats. Don't know who these cheeky pricks think they are. Even my boss would never speak to me like that even if I was late when it actually matters like to work. That was a first for me like. Makes sense because they're the same wankers that think they're better fans than the rest of us because they'll stay until the bitter end like mugs when the "product" on show is an embarrassment. One of them regularly shouts racist shite and is clearly a bit of a mong. Ideally he gets caught and banned. Cretins.