Nellie The Don

There were maybe 13500 in a queue to apply for tickets, but more than half of those would have left early to get subway tickets instead.

I'm looking forward to the weegie hack articles about how Aberdeen haven't really been tested until they play *checks notes* Dundee United.

There was this friendly, when Malky McKay was in charge: https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/41796933

If you count Ryan Christie as an Aberdeen player during his time with us, then Christie, Shinnie and McLean were in a squad together.

What's the Bulgarian for 'Enjoy the drive to Airdrie next year, you fat c**t'?

And then either putting his cross in the stand or hitting the first defender.

Is it time to reestablish the celebrity death pool? It's far less depressing.

Yep. That's fixed it.

I think there is a bug in the countdown to the next kickoff that displays at the top of the site. It appears to be based on the local time of the viewer, rather than the time in Scotland. So, for example, if it's 3 hours until kickoff and I view the site in ET timezone (GMT-5), it shows 8 hours until kickoff.

Joe Lewis looks like he's contemplating dislocating his jaw and swallowing Jonathan Sutherland whole.

114 100 90 80 79 78 77 76 75 74 73 72 71 70 69 68 - KWT15 67 - Nellie 66 - MBT 65 - Manc 64 - Tyrant 63 62 61 - Wee Toon Red 60 59 58 57 56 55 54 53 - Tom_Widdows (Thats right, Im sticking with last season's prediction) 52 51 50 49 48 47 46 45 44 43 42 41 40 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 32 31 30 29 28 27 26 25 24 23 22 21 20 ---

Point of order!

Don't click this link if you're bothered by injury details. https://images.app.goo.gl/7HhHoLen5REG437L8 He may have struggled to come back from that in his prime, but surely career ending at his age. Shame. Crappy way to go out.

Maxi Jazz of Faithless, aged 65.