maverick sheep

I really like Van der Vaart but I think Hernandez is best signing if resale value and potential are taken into account. Shame those fucking knuckle-dragging cuntbags couldn't keep it to 2-0 for the sake of my finances, but it's nice to hear McRapist is still mince under crosses. Good shot stopper yes but never a first choice international keeper long term if any team in the world can lump a ball in and he'll do a Howard. Perhaps 5-6-0 is the formation of the future, with a sweeper instead of a keeper

To be fair I don't know of any songs JC released, so by default Mcghee's record is better.

Mark Howard = jobby End of message.

Murrayfield is easily a far better stadium than the redeveloped Hampden anyway. I just like being able to get drunk with thousands of dandies and be a brief stagger's distance away from my hoose

noooo I prefer to insinuate they like boys, let them pick a fight with me, then throw up in the toilet while they start crying

Hampden! All other club's grounds stink of piss.

In/Oot: In Prematcher: Pub in Glasgow During game: sleeping Postmatcher: civilized wee drink possibly Prediction: mince

Houllier get to fuck you utter joke of a man! Bet's fucked by a single french diddy. I heard his starting line up against a lower league team included no fucking strikers. Genius! edit- Villa 1-0 up yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasss What a fucking legend that guy is! edit- 1-1 fucking seriously? you fucking useless diddy cunt!!!

Except that the Emperor's new clothes were seen by ALL the punters and didn't actually exist

column inches exposing OF bigotry?? aye right that'll be the day

Richard Gordon saying there's about 2,500 - 3,000 in the ground. Let's hope there's a last minute rush of 10,000 people otherwise...yikes!

Just watched 1st series of Breaking Bad on dvd. Now need to order up series twa! Tis goooood

"current" would imply it's been updated since this weekend

Does he play for Millwall?

In/Oot? Oot. Pre-match? Hame. Match? Le Radio. Post-match? Bed. Prediction? Dons just. Could be another high scoring game considering our back 4 line up could be; midfielder - striker - defender - kit man

Good point actually. I'd say it was 100% an OG. I was going by the stats on the spl website but obviously forgetting they're a useless shower of twats. Anyway, I am now formally requesting that you revert to Vernon's original 4 goals, but introduce the OG to both the list and the pie chart to make up the 13. Also, I don't think I'll be happy until you present the data in the form of an area graph. I thank you

There's a Vernon goal missing there. he has 5 in spl and we have 13.

Last season Langfield was 1 of 10, 11, 12...22 pish Aberdeen players. This season he's been 1 of our 1 not utterly gash keepers. I do think in a fantasy world where Boruc would come to us with Fiorentina paying his wages, thus allowing us to punt a keeper and bring in a wing back/winger, we COULD potentially benefit. But the story is pish, we'd never get him for wages we could even afford, and Langfield is in the top 3 or 4 SPL keepers anyway imo so replacing him now would be no more effective than pouring brown sauce down the back of your breechs after you've shat yourself.

Can't blame Mcghee there. The question was stupid and the guy kept going with it. Other teams have injuries at some point so it negates the validity of saying you do worse when you have injuries if you're AFC/MM?? Admittedly sometimes he does come across a wee bit...

A pretense of change when in effect absolutely none of the serious problems are being addressed, and a coward of a chief exec (Doncaster I think he's called?) doing everything he can to pass himself off as progressive when actually he's yet another bootlick for the OF. Absolute non-story to everyone apart from fans of the top sides in the 1st div. Congratualtions lads, soon you will be able to say you are a part of the laughing-stock of european football leagues.

In/oot: oot Prematcher: washing my balls Match: Pj Champs on Byre's rd or my couch Postmatcher: fuck all is the most tempting option Prediction: Dons win

Watching this Napoli Pool game is tempting me to give up on footie completely. The standard is fucking awful in all but maybe half a dozen games across europe per season. Pathetic.

punt one of the current two for wages to spend on wide player(s)? I'd be astonished if it happened though.

Against any good team in the champ's league I'd be surprised if those players weren't equivalent to a 1 goal handicap each.