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I'd take hibs, morton, st j or hearts away, or any of the 7 at home. Would rather avoid a trip to united, inverness or motherwell.

It's not my religon

Mate you're talking about the woman I love... How dare you.

My fantasy bird during my mid teens, properly loved Sarah.

I am loling my cock off! No OF, hearts are murder.....ffs we must win tomorrow night - what more motivation do the players need?

Joe Harper stole my haka idea and printed it in the EE last night. The sneaky wee fucker. Hi Joe.

Brilliant.

I think we should do the haka.

Another good post match interview from the gaffer too, he's in a different league from our 3 previous managers who've all struggled to handle interviews for different reasons. Calderwood was a bullshitter, McGhee had no social skills whatsoever and frequently resorted to just making shit up, and Broon was too nicey nicey about everyone and everything. I like McInnes, top banana.

Sir Alex Ferguson gig at the music hall 05/11/13. I've got my ticket. Who's in?

New ASPC website is wank. And that's official. https://www.aspc.co.uk/

A well earned beer or 10 tonight watching the fitba, and I'm very excited about the new series of Strictly starting tomorrow night. Susanna Reid ffs, it's the stuff dreams are made of.

Without question the single best post I've ever (ever) read on donstalk. Take a bow Son. Long live Jimmy.

So the thread took an unexpected twist......listen, nobody's taking Christian the Slater from behind. Not even Big Serena. What kind of sick fucking mind would even suggest such a thing? (Are you fatjim in disguise?)

Totally agree with the Bale comments, there's no comparison with Cooper and Weir (tremendous though they were). Bale has a turn of speed and an absolutely wicked shot in him, better than either of the other two had in my opinion. His talents can be deployed with devastating effect from any position on the park. Bett was amazing, only one who even came close to that standard was Severin when he was at his very best.

Is she on the feckin list?

This thread has been a phenomenal success, I might add more topics on a similar theme in the future.

Birds I'd shag with the surname Williams. 1. Serena 2. Sian 3. That's all I can think of... *edit - not necessarily in that order

Would you?

Fuck me, this could be a bit stressful.

All this fuss because Gareth Bale had signed for the team we pumped in a European final.

Langfield, Shaughnessy, Anderson, Reynolds, Robertson, Pawlett, Hector, Jack, Wylde, Magennis, McGinn. Subs: Weaver, Murray, Considine, Low, Smith, Vernon, Zola. I hate being negative, but I think todays squad is arguably weaker than our squad at this point last season. Anyway, get stuck in lads. Wish I was there.

CVFDR recovered and will be analysed later today. The wording of the press release is interesting and says more by what it doesn't say, if you know what I mean.

The JMG protest makes the RMT one look like Tiananmen Square. I notice Bobby Crow wants to make the UK sector as safe as the Norwegian sector, so he's encouraged his members not to fly in these super puma death traps... http://www.energyvoice.com/2013/08/norway-rejects-union-calls-to-ground-super-pumas/ Ooops.

I can sense you're considering their 'toyboy' potential...