CtS

Likewise

Aye it gave him the shits, he's wafer thin now.

Yup I concur with BB and Tyrant, you can go back to the start of this thread and see it was obvious to all of us Hearts would eventually implode, given their recent history of non-payment to players, winding up orders, 'emergency' cash from fans to see the season out...only an idiot would sign for Hearts. I never really rated him anyway tbh honest. Fuck him and fuck them.

Woods struggling with a wrist injury. Probably damaged it mixing up some batter for his chicken.

PM sent.

Think it was in the josh thread, obviously.

As revealed by me on May 22nd. [smugsmilie]

"Weighing up a loan move..."

Brewster?

Suppose that's the downside of living in a squalid student flat with squeaky floorboards. Luckily I have no such problems on my enormous estate in rural Aberdeenshire.

Fences are the way forward, sends a clear 'Fuck Off' to anyone thinking of encroaching on your property. I hate neighbours, and any cunt I don't know stepping on to my patch. Especially if they're about to ring my bell and sell me something or ask me to donate to charity. Oh look, there's a big fence in your way. Now Fuck off.

Cheers for the tip GS, I'll give him a shout.

Anyone know anyone who could do a load of outdoor stuff around my house in Aiberdeenshire? I'm thinking paving, landscaping, gazebo-ing, fencing, maybe tarring a driveway? Money's no object because I'm minted. Seriously, cost is not that important (but I'm nae daft), looking for recommendations of local companies with good reputations / good quality work. You'll all be invited to the opening ceremony. * * Maybe.

Dam puns.

Flood and Robson > Hughes and Rae IMHO opinion.

I've met her, true story.

I'll start... Rebecca from Lets Play on Cbeebies. I'm in love.

Bargain.

For money like that I'd drive him down for his medical. If we were offered 1 million for him now the club would accept - without question.

Fuck me I just googled una Stubbs to see if she's still worth a squirt, and she's just turned 76! How the feck can that be right? That's BigAl territory, might be worth transferring her into my team during the next window.

Bill Pertwee potted heid. rip Worzel Gummage.

Aye cheers for that Tom, that's cheered me right up.

If Garcia had said he was inviting Paul Lawrie round for some haggis, I doubt we'd be discussing it in a thread on donstalk. Tiger needs to laugh it off, or just fuck off. Everyone's an over sensitive arsehole these days. A bit like scousers.

Yeah I mean at about 5 pm they started rolling the footage, my kids were watching at the time and it was pretty horrific.