baggy89

Wheres the option for "One of the Kilmarnock players"

Agree that Calderwood won't get the sack, he should but we can't afford it. Then again Chetenham are far more skint with a smaller fanbase and we got Martin "Mad Dog" Allen (who is immediatley doing the business). Punt Jimmy Get Steve Cotterill, the players won't dare NOT give 100%. There is no way they'll be out on Saturday night after losing to Hamilton for fear of a good shoeing at the sunday morning 0500 training session.

Why? Because he's French man speaking like, a Brit doing a shit impression of a Dutchman? ;D

One question. Its something that went through my head at the time, are players allowed to stop during their run up? I didn't think that they could and was shouting that at the telly at the time. I'd forgotten about it by the end of the match but was reminded of it there. I'm sure it wouldn't have made much difference as he would have scored the retake, but just wondered.

Isn't this whole article an example of how he is being singled out?

Heard a story once about Tommy Cooper at Aberdeen airport. He was sitting in the bar having a drink waiting for his plane and there was a load of riggers in there after coming back from off-shore. As they got more pissed they got more lairy and one spots Tommy so he starts bugging him shouting "Hey Tommy show us a trick, come one just one trick" Tommys nae impressed and just wants to be left alone, but the guy keeps on hassling him eventually he goes "Alright I've got a smashing trick for you, give us your watch" so the guy takes off his Rolex and gives it to Tommy Cooper who then says to the guy behind the bar "Have you got a hammer?", so the barman goes off and comes back with a hammer. Tommy then wraps the watch in a bar towel, smashes the shite out of the Rolex and hands it back to the guy, and says "There you are there's your smashing trick!"

Loads of the clubs down here sell DVDs of games think they're pretty much ready at the final whistle, there must be a market for it.

J. Fritzl's Independant Bookmakers? As for No1. What about Mimms - Gillhaus - Nicholas - GOAL!, versus Celtic circa 1990. and No6. Rico's versus Torino?

Ha! Another one that I've been picking up and putting down since May, like you say the style of writing is the reason I put it down (and don't pick it up). After baggins's recommendation I've nearly finished Ghost, really enjoying it now, I may also force myslef to finish The Road as well now, on your two's recommendations. TF you need to get some John Connolly books. If you enjoyed the ones you've mentioned in your posts you will love the Charlie Parker series, and his others.

One of the lads I go to Cheltenham with claims that Aberdeen are his Scottish side as they were the first team he completed on his Panini 86 book.

Was Severin not a Paterson signing?

I'm a glory hunter.

I'm guessing he hasn't changed the address on the license since he moved into Barry Nicholson's old house. Presumably thats why it was reported.

Is he Chinese?

1st.

I've had that for a month or two and keep picking it but never get down to reading it properly, was going to leave it as just got a few books aff my dad for my last christmas , in among them was Graeme Obree's autobiography that I thought I might give a go first.

Magic! Well pleased with this!

Think Jimmy was in the papers saying he wasn't interested last April I dredged up last years thread on afchat a month or two back

http://www.thedandies.co.uk/messageboard/index.php?topic=5792.30 It's in this thread end of first page/top of second. Think most of the "I've never seen him play, he's pish" posts were over on your favourite forum

I suppose but better still would have been to say nothing, then he's not putting Foster down or the new boy. Hardly doing Toadies confidence any good being told he will hardly play.

He really can't complain about finances if this season goes tits up, when hes wasting wages on bench warmers.

Jared

If you want to remain happy about this don't look on afc chat, over there he is already shit and worse than Dan Smith.

When they dive bomb you in Gloucester its usually when the chicks are young, they got special permission to spray the eggs with stuff that meant they never hatched, the problem got so bad. I mind one sunday morning when I lived there I got sent out for a bottle of pop and some fags for a hangover cure and while walking back this guy came running up the road towards me head ducked down and his little girl tucked under his arm with a seagull that looked like it was crossed with a fucking teradactyl swooping down chasing after them. They legged it into a house and this thing lands on a nearby rooftop and starts eyeing me up. then the stupid cunting bird starts diving towards me. I was hungover and in no mood for humouring a stupid bird so swung my shopping bag with a big bottle of pop in it. Thats when I learned birds could fly backwards as it scrambled to save its self from getting knocked out of the air. It didn't try divebombing me the rest of the walk home.