bilbobaggins

Travel booked. Is it next weekend yet?

My condolences.

I wonder if he'll be able to escape from a room full of men in funny suits with big balls.

Don't overstate it now

I see I'm the 2010, 2011 and 2012 champion.

Couldn't miss that sitar.

Heidi Stock, Aitken and Waterman Peter Sutcliffe The moors murderers

Peter Stringfellow The Grumbleweeds Richard Stilgo Rod Hull and Emu

Doric isn't an accent. It's possible to speak English with an Aberdonain or north west of England accent. Barton is a basketcase but I think Mikael Silvestre nails him; "The uneducated Joey Barton is fascinating for the degree of his stupidity, his ego and his megalomania!"

It wasn't the best goal of the game, let alone the season.

Nah, it's more an incerdibly powerful instant media used, partly, by attention seeking retards.

We'd have to put up with his sarcastic wee man syndrome. No thanks.

When we are miles beind almost every other developed country in tactics, technique and style of play then Walter Smith is not the answer. Actually, he (style of play) is part of the problem.

It wasn't a really dumb question. It's just the least important question about independence apart from who get's ownership of Rod Stewart.