bilbobaggins

I love The Smiths. I read Lustrum from the ever excellent Robert Harris. His stories of Roman politics are wonderful. I'm on to Shout by Philip Norman. Updated version. Magic so far.

Seriously, take a day off.

I wish we could start next season now. Apparently that's when we can start measuring the team.

Funster, I'm nae sure fucking cunts covers it.

Get the dishes done Padre.

Yup, I appreciate what he did for us and I think it's a no brainer for any SPL team (us and the OF aside) to appoint him but I'd love to get ripped into him.

F*cking happy clapper

I want one or more of those body painted girls in your avatar.

I'm listening to Boy Lilikoi by Jonsi from Sigur Ros. If you sign up at www.jonsi.com you can get the mp3.

Thank fuck I didn't do it then.

I dare say winning the Scottish Cup this year would help the youngsters visibility and would also bring a European place and hopefully some fans out of the woodwork. However, we stumble from one fuck up to the next in the cups, all the way back to Stenhousmuir. I fully expect us to be pumped out by Hearts and i think many fans are at the stage where if you expect fuck all you can't be disappointed.

I can't see us ever regularly challenging the OF again in the near future. I think that's the yardstick and we are a long way from it. Let's hope Pawlett, Paton, Fyvie and Macguire can collectively wipeout our debt so we can really start again.

The Stone Roses - Elephant Stone

It seems quite a pointless list to me and I like lists. I think all that needed to be said was. 1. Leighton 2. Snelders 3. Clark It may well be variations of that list depending on age, for example, but it's really all that needed to be said.

If he'd asked nicely I mitre.

Mate, head over to AFC Chat. Most of them don't know where their balls are either.

Marco van Basten is the player I'd compare him to.

Mini, you could take a jumper to the Duthie Park and start you own festival.

You're taking the Episs.taixis all round.

It's Jimmy's fault for not playing Fyvie when he reached 14.

Forgetting the hype, I thought Wilson looked a good football playing centre half.

I don't think Kerr's first takle was horrendous. If anything it was his knee that caught the wee cunt. A horrendous takle would be Flecks stamp on Kerr's shin.

We could have grassy knolls to replace the main and the SS and have barbecues and beers whilst lazing in the sun. People could smoke too!

Fatshaft probably thinks it's a shit idea now anyway.

John Fucking Inglis or Zeus to his pals. Need I say more.