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Will 14 make a big enough queue ?

10. Him (that's you for the avoidance of doubt)

Good to see JC trying to introduce the MPB* into the equation for this game. I plan to be at the gates for 6am. *The Madrid panic button or MPB is an affectionate term used to describe the blind hysteria that surrounded Aberdeen Football Clubs allocation of tickets for a recent away game in Europe where everyone got in.

What operation is Duff getting ? Are they going to remove his head from his arse ?

You'll get in no problem, finding a seat might be a problem. I might just take one with me for convenience. ...oh, and for the purposes of statistics, I'll take the niner slot

I'm sure it will all work out, I'm not reaching for the Madrid panic button just yet It just fucks me up that UTD can't see this happening and just take the easy route of making it ticket. At least there is a good hour+ of drinking ability on the choo-choo

31% of the season gone if you assume we only play one tie in the cup. Strikers should be on 10 goals now if they want to hit 30 by the end of the season. It can all turn around on a Mackie hatrick at Tannadice but I'm not rushing to the bookies

been discussing this on our forum. I'm really pissed about this. I realise that we haven't filled our end for a few games there but given the potential for a large support you would think they would just have a policy of making it ticket to avoid past disasters. I will now have to curtail my drinking in the pub to go and queue up (probably in the pissing rain) and sit in a fucking stand 30 mins before kick off just to get a decent seat that doesn't crush my rather long legs With our recent run and a chance to nudge up towards 3rd coupled with a pay-at-the gate in Dundee I fear nonsense on Saturday

After 4/10/08 Defence 3 Midfield 3 Strikers 7 Mulgrew 3 MacDonald 2 Young 1 Maguire 1 Mackie 2 Miller 3* (* 2 pen) Aluko 1 Assuming Aluko is a striker ?

Offended ? Certainly not. That would suggest that your primary school view of life was in any way impactful. You are too stupid to be offensive. By all means stick around for the comedic value we can derive from your spoutings. I'm not terribly fussed either way.

I started to read this thread and saw that I had posted a comment on October 10. I was worried as I had no recollection of typing it. Thank christ it was in 2007!

If you think that the opinion or tastes of a section of any population immediately classifies the entire population with the same opinion then you have a lot of growing up to do mate. Its those sorts of ignorant generalisations that demonstrate a complete lack of understanding or compassion for anyone who doesn't fit into your notion of the world. Going by your absolutisms would it be logical to say that as there are a significant number of assholes on afc chat that all posters on there are assholes ?

The way he looks in that BBC photo a loan move to Frankie Goes to Hollywood might be more fitting

I think you were spot on just walking away from the guy seebass, most impressive tactic

I won't say there is no chance of it happening as it's obviously not completely beyond the realms of possibility but there are tens of thousands of examples against a handful of exceptions where footballers have made these types of moves so I am sticking with my notion that its romantic bollocks for now

Romantic bollocks. Football doesn't work like that as much as we would love it too.

A player to do nothing else but mark out the danger man in the opposing side ? A luxury in our team we can ill afford in my book. Foster has to bring something more to the party or he remains a poor player as far as I am concerned.

Aint no doubt 'bout it

A draw for me. Means we can go above Hearts if we beat them next week and keep Hibs in our sights.

After 4/10/08 Defence 3 Midfield 3 Strikers 5 Mulgrew 3 MacDonald 2 Young 1 Maguire 1 Mackie 1 Miller 3* (* 2 pen)

ICT lose to Celtic Well lose to Killie Hamilton draw with St Mirren We thump Falkirk 7th place here we come Spot the flaw

Its a fairly good attempt to reverse any effect by bumming him up and saying he probably will score against us. Still reckon it would be better to drink a large cup of shut the fuck up though.

Well that has certainly sold me on using it in future.

I find the head gets stuck in the straw