Ajja

Was quite good fun at Ibrox last season and it has the added bonus that if you sing it loud enough and badly enough then it might be misconstrued on the radio/TV as a blatant disregard for the law and get those scumbuckets in the shit.

I think we will start calling you fucking Ivor or Thomas.

Spot on, I'm sure he shares a B&B in the KDY with Marvin & God

Looks like a big Dons support then

I bet the fucker can dance though

For 'If you do well against Rangers there is more chance of getting called up by Scotland' read 'I fucking love getting it up these hun bastards but I have to say something less inflammatory in the press don't I' GET IN THERE JAMIE

We could put Lee Mair up there. He performs a similar function in the back 4 (without scaring anyone, except us of course)

Does it not say they are a protected species (fuck knows why) so surely hawks are off the menu now ?

The smell from the away end might keep them at bay this weekend.

Packed in a bus with the stench of hunnery all around and no booze. Thank fuck I passed up this game

Mulgrew is rated doubtful now So we might be without, ZD, Seve, Wright and Mulgrew. Fucking great

Dear Seabass, I regret to inform you that I have neither heard of nor seen in action this lad of whom you speak. Yours regretably, Ajja

Harcus you fuck. I demand to win. In my mind I am claiming Sharon as dead seeing as he is only being kept alive for political reasons. I will win in my world.

I had similar misgivings about typing it

It'll be all Wright and the Knight

After reading over the years about all these proposed 'link ups' across the world from Africa to the US I'm delighted that the Dons have finally nailed down a relationship that will feed our club with the best talent from a great footballing nation. Well done Aberdeen.

Tommy Wright Tommy Wright, Tooooo-mmy Wright Tommy Wright Tommy Wright, Tooooo-mmy Wright Tommy Wright Tommy Wright, Tommy's alright for a fight! (Saturday night's alright (for fighting)) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4OkG1khUfk&feature=related

This statement worries me on so many levels. 1. Injured player not telling the boss, particularly after just returning from injury 2. Manager talking about losing a CB when he had actually played him at RB in the game 3. ...............Do I really need to say

Toes ?

Quintuple plant would see the yellow nicely into the bottom right bag.

Its amazing what a few chinese burns and dead legs in our youth can do

I think its fairly common for holding midfielders who are slowing up in the later stages of their careers to drop back into central defensive roles. Its also fairly common for lightweight CBs with youth and speed on their side to operate in FB positions from time to time when injuries in small squads bite. As for players in the Foster/Clark catagory they have always had a flexible role in the squad and when budgets are tight and squad sizes are under pressure it makes sense to use these types of players where you need them most. While I agree that JC makes some crazy tactical/positional decisions in games, I agree with ST that its a little hysterical to claim that it goes on endlessly.

Motherwelll ST holder at my work reckons they are dire in defence and we could easily take them. Its all about which defence can keep themselves together best I suspect.

Cork keeper no doubt