fatjim

Been going really well so far by all accounts.

festival starts today. Get yourselves along to some live comedy.

I am not organising or responsible for the website. I am just gonna be telling some jokes.

I am supporting Michael Redmond

http://www.aberdeencomedyfestival.com Get yourselves tickets for some cracking shows. I am even making an appearance.

My work is full of jambos. Apart from 4 Aberdeen fans. we were buzzin today.

I am holding out for a sponsorship deal for the site with rotten.com Then I will be back.

Is your delorean working?

Does look like a good wee player in my opinion.

Don't be fucking ridiculous.

Do dead people know anything?

I fucked a woman once.

Sorry CTS. Would it be ok if I just came on her tits instead? Keep the face clean. Again if she and you consented to it. Otherwise I will just sit in the bog and crack one off thinking about it. With "You're in a bad way" going through my head.

Hell yea she would've got it in the face. If she consented to it of course.

Play for Aberdeen or a chance at fucking Sarah Cracknell. I probably would've gone to St Etienne.