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I was meaning in terms of the connection to the community but point taken.

Going to see The Lemonheads perform It's a Shame About Ray album April 18th.

Jack's goal was pretty similar to Chalali's goal down at Tannadice. With the exception of the bounce. Just the way it was popped into the corner of the net with the head.

Is this exclusive to Aberdeen though? I very much doubt it.

I personally think Doug Stanhope is funnier but then there is something about a weegie accents that just puts me off comedians.

I did it because I needed a hobby. It was a great experience though.

Doug Stanhope is funnier than Jerry Sadowitz. Sadowitz is a better magician though.

Can I shit in your mouth on stage?

no I was completely sober and drug free. it was a good buzz.

falkirk of all places and they liked my more edgy stuff although I fluffed one of my necrophilia jokes but still got a bit of a laugh. WIll definitely give it another go. The weird thing was not focussing or catching anyone in the audience in the eye. It was just a blur. i have 20/20 vison but couldn't look at anyone.

I didn't die. It got pretty tough in the middle but the audience seemed to like my necrophilia gags despite fluffing one of them. There is no link ST. it was supposed to be filmed but wasn't because there wasn't enough light. Probably a good thing.

Did my first gig last night and it was both frightening and a buzz kill at the same time.

STV in not knowing the difference between offer and over shocker.

I doubt the trams will be finished in a couple of years and they won't go near easter road.

How do you know his cock is orange?

If you said that about Neil Lennon you might find yourself in court or even prison. Probably better in future to just say something like I hope he bangs his knee off of a coffee table and gets a bad bruise. Should be safe there.

He is watching midget porn on his phone.

Oh you're talking about snow.

depends how big his anus is.

depth or girth?

That section you quoted just smacks of "you have to let us have the lion's share of the money so we can do well in Europe so things are better for everyone else" I do like to see the co-efficient doing well but they don't have a god given right to qualify for Europe nevermind do well. They are just self serving cunts.

Galloway is a tit but it is nice watching him ruffle a few feathers. It will definitely be a more interesting place with him in parliament.

The union has said they have no plans to strike over easter as well.

I'd keep it that way. Anchorman is the only one I have seen and apparently that is his best film. It was so shit I was embarrassed for the people who recommended it.

No. You know what it is. I genuinely wanted to know if there was a way to rip it. Now I know it will be a podcast I don't need to know.