fatjim

I like lots of things but not you.

No we're not done yet. Those pyjamas look pretty tacky and some of those kids look Polish. Good job it wasn't about Hearts doing this with Craig Thomson handing out the pyjamas.

If you don't give a fuck then why get involved? It's not something that people tend to know or care about but in this instance I have looked at it before in a situation where I was going to be pedantic only to find out more about both words. Do a bit of research into the origins of both words and you'll find that I am right.

Passed and past originate from the same word but have gained new meanings through the evolution of language. Past is used more in the context of time and passed in terms of movement. However that doesn't always constrain them to those meanings. Past can be used in the same way as passed. I prefer not to use it in that way.

I think you'll find it isn't. "to go or move onward; proceed." I didn't proceed any further than the first paragraph ergo I didn't get passed it.

How did I slip up? I think you'll find in this context you can use the words passed or past. I prefer to use passed as opposed to past. I prefer to use past in context of things being in the past.

Alcohol is a drug. a very dangerous drug at that.

It's all in the past now. I couldn't care less.

Why the fuck did I read that? I didn't get passed the first paragraph mind you.

I think a banner saying "CRAIG WHYTE LEGNED" would be appropriate. At least he has legs anyway.

There doesn't look like there is many brain cells banging about in those pictures.

Are you trying to say that if 100 people think there is a problem then there is definitely a problem? It's on the STV website so it must be a problem.

I was at Harcus' flat drinking beer and then pumped him at darts after the game.

You could live for several years if you took the magic numbers with you. They are all fat as fuck.

We'll get pumped.

I think a better scenario is that you are on a desert island with a band. What band would it be and which member of the band would you eat first?

I agree. A very good film.

Would you guys like me to arrange some sort of rescue?

Are you guys on the same island? How are you getting the internet?

What about my at work?

I'm sitting in my office so i don't know where you are getting your information from.

He is playing Glasgow king's theatre a few days after the edinburgh gig.

Going to see Stanhope on March 27th.

They never learn do they.