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Whose to say that Rangers would get out of the third division with a team full of youth players.

Kari Arnason's goal at Tannadice is better than a few of the goals on that list.

Watched the first 3 episodes of Homeland. I was a bit worried after the first one that it was going to be full of jazz. I fucking hate jazz.

exactly

First game of the season today and my last. Folk talking about walking away due to this newco situation which is really just an excuse to walk away anyway. After today I don't really feel like going back any time soon.

At least they will have some horse meat to sell to the punters.

Oooooh has someone been slagging Liverpool again?

I tell you what Malcolm I will shoot you first so you don't have to worry about it.

You are smart enough to realise that though. well done you.

beat me to it.

I think Stirling Albion moved aslo.

Are you just going to ignore St Mirren and St Johnstone then?

Or you are a snobby cunt wanting to seem clever.

St Johnstone moved as well. Dunno what their finances are like. They don't seem to get many people in the ground though.

Spastic pornstar if that is a classification. It's the only way you can fuck birds with down syndrome and get paid for it. Every other way you end up on the register and with no cash.

Lets not make it about you ok. It's about me. I don't do racist jokes. I'm not a fucking retard like Caledonia. I'm a completely different type of retard.

I just can't imagine that would've worked with his camp voice and total recall face. mizer I mean not craig brown.

I've played football against chick young and I would go along with that. Aggressive but with zero skills. He did score though. Well the ball deflected off his arse and went into his own net.

It's not funnier than you getting upset every time someone slags Liverpool for being racist scum. I'll keep trying though.

He has been in hospital getting a personality bypass.

I didn't really tell any jokes to be honest. The one thing that was as close to a joke was about stephen hawkings and apparently as I was informed afterwards it was very similar to something Ricky Gervais has said so I won't be doing that again. Apart from that it was mostly my own material. You wouldn't last very long if you just stole other people's gags. However in saying that if you haven't seen every comedian then you might come up with something similar in the same way a musician can come up with a similiar riff.

Any hole is a goal. To put it another way I need to perform a post mortem on my material.

I don't know yet to be honest. I have to make some grave decisions about my set.

You'll not be going back to those two places in a hurry then.

Fuck this shit.