Madbadteacher

OI DEEK I've been off the booze for over 2 years, is this some sort of fucking test?

I was thinking about trying to find a stream, I'm now looking for a river to drown myself in!

Tis the season for giving, but, fuck me, Brenda must be :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:pishing herself at that

No gonna happen with that abortion of a line up :hamme :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:r:

What the fucking fuck is that fucking shite? 4cbs and ball? That's a selection that SREAMS "let's only lose 2-0" Deek, just FUCK OFF

I lost a lot of my vinyl when my house ended up flooded back in 2009, just rescued some of my dad's old ones, which I brought here with me

Well done loon!

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/42445980 Is it just me or is Brenda's talk of a "double digit points gap" disrespectful and patronizing?

I have no idea what I'm getting and won't until I open them on Christmas day and that's how I've always liked it!

Benn spiking to a lass online dating that call football "football" but is a Barca fan. Tried to tell her about the Dazzler but she's no buying it!

Might make it onto chat if we're not too busy here. 1-1 Rooney penalty in the 93rd minute

You mean my Online Dating one?

We hid sna here on Friday nicht, but just a wee dusting.

Did Cheggers not hit the bottle fairly spectacularly as well?

I will shortly be 53 DD so similar in age outlook as yersel (especially as I have a stepdaughter that's 34 so anything below about 40 is clearly oot! The last Mrs MBT was just shy of 50 when she died, so I'm familiar with menopausal "stuff", that doesna worry me

I have my doubts Kari will still be an Don by the time the WC rolls around

Onybidy in chat? Work's deid the day.

I see one more profile with "Live. Laugh. Love" and I think I'll go apoplectic! :hammer:

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/42281231 He doesn't do "walking away" I hope that was a deliberate line Derek!

Mair likely to see "Huns reject McInnes....." headlines in the days/weeks/months to come

^^ the cunt can only say "no". If so we move on (unless the board have someone in mind already who'll get our collective (fans/players) juices flowing of course......)

Cheers LA!

Oot Work Work Work 7-1 AFC the start of the Sheerin express! All 7 scored by Logan!

No mention of Pulis, Bilic, De Boer etc, etc

Has Trump nae tweeted about this yet? For shame!