Madbadteacher

An infected plook? http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/41216389

I believe they're greeting that they should have had a free kick before MSG scored their first. Karma!

The GIRFUY stadium?

I will be out. I will either be in bed sleeping or having arisen early will be watching some shitty EPL game on TV I will be online, possibly being billy-no-mates in online chat I will be having lunch then doing Saturday afternoon regular activities I will be forecasting a comfortable 2-0 win for Aberdeen with goals from Mr. May and Mr. Maynard

OK, so can I just turn up at your place of work, anytime, and use the facilities for, y'know (I'm channeling Dingus here, just for effect), any old thing I would like to do in "some empty room"? Or if you dinna work (for whatever reason) can I just come and use your TV/computer/bathroom?

Trying to get UK passport pics taken in the US. Been to 2 different places that clearly said "yes we can do them to the correct size/specification" only to find out when I get there that they've no clue. No 45mm x 35mm is NOT 2" square and you can't just cut off 15mm from one side (even if you know what 15mm is you backwards idiot)

Should have built on Broad Street opposite Marischal College

Huns claiming they were "relegated" Pish poor internet service at home.

Womblecock yersel. Not seen the game obviously but this is the sort of post I come to DT for. Thank you

Still no Arnason

I looked in on chat earlier but none of you lot were there, all at Murrayfied?

If they're going to ban betting then they should should ban everything that someone had an objection to? *can-of-worms smiley* How much of our income actually comes from shirt sponsorship? I realise for some teams worldwide (even weegie-wide?) it's probably significant, but would losing all shirt sponsorship affect us that badly.

And the ancient Indian burial ground underneath......

Sorry, 2-0 v Malta doesn't get my juices flowing

They'll be OK, according to Fox Sports they have one of the world's greatest ever center forwards in Harry Kane!

Now is that a failing of him managing the youths directly, failure in his choices of youth coaches or failure in his choices of those recruiting youths? Serious question, how directly is McInnes involved with the youth set-up, does he even pick the scouts/coaches or is that management above him? I'm not making excuses for him here, I genuinely don't know the set up, but if it is a "shite crop" where does the buck stop? Or are all kids these days fat, lazy, video game-obsessed, instant-gratification (I-want-it-all-now) cunts?

It's arithmetic, not maths

Not sure which back 4 is worse, ours or engerland's?

Good stuff N&T C'mon Scotland's Strachan-Old-Boy's XI

Did he fail at Rotherham though? Or was he just not their manager's cup of tea? One man's meat......an all at, ken? Anyway welcome aboard loon, here's to you lifting plenty silverware whilst you're here!

I heard we've offered Liverpool 20p for Coutinho on the promise we'll never sell him to Barcelona!

Never said I trusted then (haven't really since the Chris Anderson era) and never said it was correct either!

And like it or not it is, ultimately, their decision!

Listening to the Radio this morning and Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers struck me as another "overrated" band.

Is it going to have a pool and offer swimming lessons?