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  1. Looks like PP http://www.afc.co.uk/javaImages/92/4e/0,,10284~9784978,00.jpg[/img]
  2. Perth Glory 0-2 Celtic FT Bochum 3-0 Rangers (almost finished) Union Berlin 3-0 Hearts FT Dumbarton 0-2 Motherwell 55mins East Fife 1-1 Hibs 55mins Livi 0-1 ICT 66mins
  3. Sorry, more mash More people are going to read the Mail on Sunday 08-07-11 THE readership of the Mail on Sunday will increase, it is as simple as that, experts warned last night. The closure of the News of the World will mean the planet's most disturbed thing will now be bought by thousands of tabloid readers who are not intimidated by the dreaded 'third syllable'. Media analyst, Julian Cook, said: "The ones who just like the pictures will now point and howl at the Daily Star Sunday - oh yes, there is such a thing. "And those who bought the News of the World as some kind of edgy, ironic statement will just go back to reading whatever dicks normally read. "But the hard, cold, sickening fact that will become this country's epitaph is that hundreds of thousands of people will now drift within the gravitational pull of Peter Hitchens. "So those FUCKING ARSEHOLES at the Guardian might want to think about that shit for a minute before they pop the champagne that they can't really afford because they haven't made a profit since 1642." He added: "The News of the World did some nauseating, ghastly things, but it's not Hitchens. It's not even close. "By default, we have increased the audience for pure, cruel, mindless hate. Well done! "Then again, at least Peter Hitchens only hacks into to his own voicemail to find out what his multiple personalities have been telling him to do. "Sometimes he is Bad Peter, sometimes he is Crazee Peter and sometimes he is Peter Christ, the Angry Jesus. From a spectator's point of view, it's best when he's being all three. "But for British culture, I'm afraid it is a case of 'out of the frying pan, into the mental hospital'."
  4. Where you getting that from? BBC and Guardian quoting her as staying
  5. Irish take on the "Super Cup" fiasco, at least we're not yet at the same level as the LoI when it comes to joke leagues. http://www.wsc.co.uk/content/view/7377/38/
  6. Coulson arrested http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14077405 Although this probably means we'll have to put up with more of the Tommy Sheridan bullshit. In anycase looks like NI and the Murdoch's are hoping to use him as a sacrificial lamb to protect themselves, will he sit back and accept it? Any what of Call-me-Dave?
  7. Rebekah Brooks must know some serious shit 08-07-11 REBEKAH Brooks is clearly keeping the Murdochs out of jail, it has emerged. As James Murdoch closed the most successful newspaper in the western world rather than sack a devious harpie, experts said that harpie must have some weapons-grade shit up her sleeve. Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: "Jesus fucking Christ, they must have killed a tramp." The News of the World will be axed on Sunday, followed a day later by Brooks returning to work at a desk that is obviously filled with grisly secrets. And today Brooks' former protegé Andy Coulson will be arrested and charged with not wearing a disguise and following James and Rupert Murdoch when they went on one of their late night, East End killing sprees. Martin Bishop, media analyst at Madeley-Finnegan, said: "No-one was calling for the paper to be closed, apart from the usual Twitter monkeys. If they had sacked Brooks and waved a batch of former executives off to prison, then slowly but surely things would have returned to normal, what with the British public being, you know, idiots. "I reckon there's a refrigerated dungeon full of Brazilian kids and Rupert eats a fresh one every day." Meanwhile accountants raised the possibility that the whole thing is just an elaborate tax dodge. Despite the Murdochs' effort to draw a line under calling their Sunday tabloid journalism the News of the World, tax experts caught the faint whiff of financial genius. Helen Archer, from Porter, Pinkney and Turner, said: "I would not be surprised if Rupert Murdoch invented phone hacking after discovering a loophole which allows you to save hundreds of millions of pounds if you shut down a newspaper based on outrage. "And even though they pay fuck all tax anyway, a good accountant can always get you a refund." But Professor Brubaker added: "Nah, I reckon it's got something to do with a grainy photo of some oiled teenage boys, forming a human pyramid."
  8. About a week I would guess. Basically a bit of remarketing to try and keep the market share for News International and get away with it. Text I just got suggests Sun is going 7 days, Brooks keeps her job (quite how the fuck I have no idea) and Murdoch gets to slash the pay roll by paying off a load of NotW hacks (who may or may not have any connection to all of this)
  9. I can understand, if not condone why they hacked the phones of the parents of missing children etc, but what the fuck were they trying to unearth by hacking the phones of dead soldier's families? Bizarre.
  10. I'd understand if we'd signed Lafferty and made him captain. I'd understand if Foster went to Rangers, sang the Billy Boys and labelled the aberdeen support moronic and scum. But all he did was go where he was told, continuely praise afc and his time there and make the most of the opportunities offered him. Sadly these moronic twats were always going to do this kind of thing whether he was made captain or not, despite the fact that we were crying out for him for most of last season some folk had such a prejudice against even before the rangers thing that this was always going to push them over the edge. I just hope it really is a small minority.
  11. I think this is just for tonights game guys. CB stated he would be trying various captains out before deciding. Mackie was captain vs Brechin and will be Captain vs Villareal
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  13. News at Ten have just alleged that News International have passed emails to Police containing evidence that they systematically and repeatedly paid Police for information while Rebecca Wade was Editor. The staggering thing is that all the evidence for the hacking comes from just one Private Investigators seized notes, surely News International employed several such individuals who have now had years and years to destroy any evidence while the Met Police have fucked about and avoid the case. Their ineptitude in all of this must verge on incompetence if not out right corruption. They should be hammered for this and with so much of New International closely entwined with both main Political Parties and esp David Cameron the political fallout will be interesting to see.
  14. Would it be churlish to ask why it has taken us till 2011 and a potential new stadium to pursue this kind of investment and make an appointment to the board like this?
  15. fuck me, sky sports must really be struggling for sport this summer
  16. In further evidence of who UEFA have totally ruined a perfectly good tournament Fulham opened up their UEFA Cup, sorry Europa League , campaign tonight, 30th June vs some fishermen for the Faroes They won 3-0
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