So which clubs will the Rangers Support and Jardine decide to sanction for their victimisation of the queens loyal glasgow rangers football club?
Celtic - well obviously they are behind this whole thing, it is, I believe, a tarrier conspiracy
United - well they used be called Dundee Hibernian so they must be part of the papish plot, and they made rangers fans pay to get into a match or something....I forget the detail
Hibs - well the clue is in the name and the colour of strip, it's basically admitting their guilt.
Hearts - for expecting to get paid for Wallace and failing to step up in their role as the Queen's loyal Glasgow Rangers Reserve (edinburgh) to defend the one true club
Aberdeen - Simmie is the mastermind of the plot after all
St Mirren - for sacking that director and not selling up their SPL licence to a potential NewCo Rangers
Raith Rovers for single handedly inflicting the 12-month signing ban
any others?