BobbyBiscuit

From today's Fiver:

no, definitely not of the band. He was standing on the "junction" of Buchanan St & Gordon St just looking around, really smugly with his unwashed hair and his man bag, as if he was just waiting for someone to go up and ask for his autograph. Someone went up to ask for a picture and he just looked so bored with the life of a rockstar...

I saw that Nicky Wire twat in Glasgow yesterday. He's a twat.

I thought it was good, but last night's scene with Lol was anti-Lol in every way... pretty harrowing stuff.

I think that could be a bit of a disaster in that hut.

trouble before the London Huns match with Marseille, looked as though the French were trying to get into the huns end.

you're spot on mate. I thought he worked himself into the ground today and I'd happily have him play for the Dons every week if that's his attitude and application.

Yeah, and you're still a spastic.

I agree with the vast majority of that although I actually think again that Ifil was ok in comparison to Zander who was just utter shite. I think Folly is going to be a cracking player for us. Vernon too, knows when to move and certainly knows how to finish, keep it up man. Hartley's already my favourite player since Russell just because he cares about us. How fucking tragic is that? I will fight Lee McCulloch any day of the week if anyone wants to organise it.

Fuck off. the lad did well today and I'm far from his biggest fan. Give the lad a break eh? He got sent off because Diamond's shite and Maguire put the team before his own self. Good on him. Well played Chris.

Aye. I'm a pure spastic to be honest.

Aye true enough mate. Was Ifil not just right side of the three?* *this is the problem of having friends round for the game who insist on talking throughout

Blonde pigeons. I did think in the second half that it looked as though Ifill was at right back but i just presumed that was his shite positioning

fucking Man Utd

No. Student cunts.

Totally agree I had other things going on while the game was on but was McArdle not at right back?

will the pub be open at 10 on a sunday?

Yeah, Bernard and Grant did all the heavy work for him (Bernard chopping Gazza is a particularly fond memory) and he walked through them all night, his passing range at that time was fantastic.

not sure if this has been posted before but this is an Inzaghi goal v Barcelona in a pre season friendly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSudaVLiFB8

Same here. Had to laugh at Gazza threatening him, Jess must have been the only Dons player that day the wife beating prick didn't headbutt or elbow. Suppose he couldn't catch him...

He does rate him... just that he rates him as being overweight and past it

http://sport.stv.tv/football/scottish-premier/aberdeen/199271-take-five-eoin-jess-golden-moments/ Some nice memories there

MM says Ryan Jack is in "serious contention" for a start on Sunday and Michael Paton will be back on the bench.

fuck all tonight, tomorrow night supposed to be going out which means the chances of me making it to PJ's for the game are greatly diminished as at home i'll at least have my duvet to hide under when I get the fear.

Read what I wrote again. It was about confidence. They have no confidence in him, he has no confidence in them. They're as bad as each other. We know the defending is awful. If Langfield knows it and that's his reason for coming for that ball on Wednesday, then what was his reason for not coming for anything on Saturday? As I said, erratic decision making doesn't help him or his defenders, in terms of confidence or in terms having the faintest idea of what the fuck is going on. I know the defending is piss poor and it doesn't help, but Langfield is one of our most experienced players and yet he is still making not just basic mistakes but horrendous choices over positioning and when he wants to come for crosses. He just shouldn't be making these mistakes at this stage in his career in particular. I know he's not Leighton or Theo, no-one in their right mind would expect that level of player in the current climate, but come on, it just isn't acceptable. See this argument that he's just as shit as the other keepers in the league really fucking grinds my gears. So what? Because everyone else is shit it's ok for us to be shit too? That's no way to look at it. Again, I'm not expecting us to get the level of the previously named keepers, but I expect our scouts to be going all over Europe trying to get a goalkeeper who can consistently cover the basics of goalkeeping and who won't have a major arse collapse when someone chucks a half eaten hamburger at him in a cup semi final. it's not much to ask, and the money thing doesn't come into it either. If we can get a player of Hartley's calibre, we sure as fuck can get a keeper of a better standard than Langfield.