Surely the minder is Nicky Butt, though, who actually played fairly well (and I believe he's been voted Newcastle's player of the year). If you're a fan though, it must be hugely frustrating, as you say, a team full of internationals (and not Scottish Internationals) and they put in such an insipid performance especially when they are so close to dying, basically.
Can't believe it was only one nil. Would expect the same line up except Park in for Tevez in the second leg. Amazing how Sky have now spun it so that United are the underdogs and Arsenal are the surefire favourites!!