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Looking at all the signatures on the PDF document, we have a lot more administrative staff than I expected, including that Irish defender Ebbe Skovdahl signed but never played, Robbie Hedderman, as a Business Development Manager.

Apparently this is the template Adidas are pumping around teams like us for away kits:

Any pics of it? The link above only has pics of last season’s strip.

I assume the 6 figures are £1000.00? That's still too much.

2 assists by Wilson, he’s been surprisingly useful out on the wing.

Berra has won every header against McKenna so far.

We are honking in defence. We looked determined to gift them a goal at the end of the first half and now we succeeded.

It's a very clever move from McInnes. It's going to be difficult and expensive to replace Shinnie in the heart of midfield, so let's just bypass midfield altogether. Big lumps at the back hoofing it to big lumps up front. Get in that big lump Djoum from Hearts in case the ball hits a seagull and drops in the middle of the pitch.

I see Lewis Macleod has been released by Brentford, seems right up McInnes’ street I would think, especially with his level of injury proneness. The Sun are linking us with Pavel Safranko from Dundee Utd.

Wilson reminds me a lot of Steve Lovell, you can see there's something there but he just doesn't have the heart to reach for it. Not taking May on loan before buying him for such a high fee with such a long contract was an act of negligence.

I remember Jim Leighton being somewhat pissed off at Calderwood giving him the credit for giving the thumbs up to sign up when it was obvious from day 1 that he didn't have a clue where he should even stand in the box.

Fucking ghost of Mike McCurry refereeing this match.

May is absolute horse shit, he's several yards off the pace.

Jamie Walker would probably be another one, nowhere near the first team since signing from Hearts. Similar type of player to Greg Stewart I think.

Dylan McGeough has been struggling to get into Sunderland's starting 11 in League One, wouldn't be surprised to see him back up the road in the summer, especially if they get promoted. That would be a bread and butter McInnes signing.

Happy if Rangers sign him. If the extent of their ambition is the likes of Stewart, Kamara and Jones, they're not going to pull away from us. Unless of course we regress.

I’d have Gleeson in there purely because he won’t be intimidated by Scott Brown. Ball has been surprisingly not shit at right back since Logan’s injury, I’d avoid disrupting that.

Am I right in saying that Considine is out of contract this summer? If so, surprised he hasn’t been offered an extension, McInnes seems to love him. The Sun is saying we’re trying to get Curtis Main from Motherwell and tried to sign him in January.

Just get in one of the Eastern European/Balkan guys that always take shite teams to the World Cup.

Anyone get any decent streams? I'm paying for Red TV International but it's like trying to watch the match through a potato.

Red TV int'l keeps freezing after 10 seconds of action, not sure if it's just my internet connection or not but usually plays just fine.

Who’s playing RB in the reserves? Virtanen? Might be worth giving him a go. I guess we can’t bring Harrington back from his loan?

Has May ever scored directly from a free kick?