Superstar Tradesman

Call tha police! Whoop-whoop-whoop!!

White men can't jump.

Ain't nothin but a G-thang baby.

Fo shizzle my nizzle.

That crackhead Pele be downin the 40's and collectin' welfare now. He be willin' to turn tricks for food stamps.

I got yo back on dis one homie.

McGhee is wanna tha O.G's. Yo betta recognise fool.

Da brotha's in lockdown for slangin' some rocks.

Fuck tha police. 911 is a joke.

You disrespec'in me?

That's right, falling to bits. Don't let the shiny new flatpack apartments dazzle you as the council have nothing to do with them other than lining their pockets with increased bodies to claim council tax from. Take a look at the train station, Union Street, Marshall College, George Street, St Nicholas House are a few that spring to mind. Here, have a rollie eye smilie.

Whether he is or not, he still writes some great books. Those ones about Inspector Ian Rebus are magic.

A fucking letter! What is this, 1908? Are they delivering it on horseback with some hot wax dripped on it and the Royal Crest of Aberdeen stamped on it? Pick up the fucking phone or take a drive out to their office and have a word! Not much wonder the fucking city is falling to bits. A letter? Jesus H. Christ!

Surprised a cop got lifted at all. Don't they have a secret handshake or talk shop when they get pulled over for speeding and get off with a slap on the back?

Wow! Sense prevails at long last and I don't mean that to be aimed directly at AFC. Cup gates are split between both clubs so Falkirk must have agreed. Hats off to both! :clapsmilie:

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You sound shocked. Surely you've noticed that the directors of the club are easily pleased?

Exactly what I was thinking. Hurry the fuck up or you'll lose the £6m the club brings to the city coffers each year.

Word of mouth or a hunch?

Fuckin' alkie.

JC's after match comments were along the lines that it will be very difficult to leave Lovell out of the squad with performances like that. Whether the tombola agrees is anybodies guess.

With the roll of games coming up and the possible cash insentives for the club (and personally for Hart I suppose), I'm indifferent whether he leaves now for cash or plays to the end of the season. Happy to get the £200k or happy that it'll keep our squad together during the cup runs and league position which'll give us more time to replace him.

Hope so.

They're probably swinging from their necks over on the Hat.