Superstar Tradesman

Industrial machinery peaked when they invented supersonic planes.

Maybe more keen now that Clark and Hart have had two offers made public and Nicolson has had nowt.

Drunk and incapable of fending you off?

MMMMMMmmmmmmmm Duff.

Have you seen the start of the film Casino? Maybe Wiggie could hire you in to get rid of the debt!

Well I thought that but then it says it "holds the British domestic attendance record". I thought that meant as opposed to an international game. Not that I'm overly concerned.

I thought an Aberdeen vs Celtic cup final was the biggest gate with around 130k/160k. Or does that not count as it was at Hampden?

To a woman?

I thought Ajja was already married?

Googlefish it.

I'd need Babelfish.

Just as well because he thinks you're a cunt.

They also laughed when we took Miller off them and were rolling around in hysterics for the first couple of months of this season when they were above us. I haven't even heard of him so I can't say for sure but let's not take anything the Arabs say footballwise as being gospel.

We might hear more about a spine when Chris Clark leaves the team.

I thought you didn't really care what members of bands have to say about anything?

Wasn't our star striker warming a bench at the Arabs?

Believe it or not, you can actually read the NME without having to agree with their thoughts on the bands or in fact get sucked into what they think is cool and what they don't. I read it for years as I enjoyed the interviews, it had great listings for gigs and it also alerted you to up and coming bands. Which wasn't the easiest to hear about, whilst waiting for the yearly decent gig in Aberdeen to roll around. I'd read the gig reviews but would without fail skip past the albums/singles reviews, as one man's White Album is another man's Spiceworld. As far as I'm concerned, if you buy the NME you're alright with me. At least you're paying an interest into the music you buy other than walking into HMV, standing in front of the 'Top 40 Albums' section and slivering over the latest Coldplay, U2, Snowpatrol, Keane, 50 Cent or Shania Twain offering that you saw advertised on tv between Pop Idol and Big Brother.

Shame it was the week when the SPL breaks for winter.

If we can secure European games each season then the club can start dictating which games or how many you take in before you can buy a ticket. Do they still do the voucher thing?

No matter who you have in charge, you're not going to pack Pittodrie to the gunnels when we're playing the bottom half of the SPL. Even if we were regulars in Europe it might get a few thousand through the door each weekend but the full houses are only going to happen when the big teams are in town.

Yuck!! Fat birds with tattoos....

Why can I never see any pics on Donstalk?

With Hart being paid peanuts and two (possibly three) of our regular starters leaving, I'd hardly say it frees up money to spend on players we already have. I would rather they found decent replacements with the cash.

Can't be easy with crutches.

Agree to a certain degree but also disagree when we're talking about contractual work which is paying shitloads. The difference being that you'll only be paid according to what the market rate is at the time your contract is up for renewal and how the company is performing at that time. Permanant staff positions will generally pay less, so any yearly increase you do get, you'd be expecting to see a difference at the end of the month in your pocket. Whereas if I was being paid £3k/week and was offered the exact same money for the next 3 years then I necessarily wouldn't be upset with not getting any type of raise. Had the club not been in such a good position in the league/cups/Europe then you might have found that Barry might well have snapped up the deal offered.