Superstar Tradesman

Is that a One-Trick-My-Little-Pony? If so we've scored coz Clark doesn't even have that in his locker.

I've also heard Clark doesn't have any tackle.

Will Clark actually pass a medical anywhere? From what I've heard he can hardly walk between games.

I'm really hoping it pans out as follows... JC gets the grand total of zero interesting offers to work down south (although I do think it's only a matter of time). Clark, Nicolson and Hart end up places that they don't really want to go to but there's nothing else on the table. Miller realises that the grass isn't any greener and along with the rest of the primadonas, realise they're onto a good thing whilst Lovell sulks off into the distance. Zander signs a new contract, picks up Scotland caps, becomes club captain after a few years and gets a big money move to the Premiership.

Coz no cunt will take him off us!

Are you at the pipe again? Smith's two goals against Cph are enough for him never to play on the wing, either wing, ever again, ever.

The fact that he's top scorer is somewhat by default if you ask me. Mackie - injured. Maguire - not really ready for 90 mins. Smith - not used as a striker all the time. Lovell - hardly getting a game. Nicolson can't actually be far behind him and he only spends a fraction of his time in the box.

He did indeed and on his wedding day someone in the bridal party turned to a mate of mine and said "this'll not last 3 years".

Unless of course he turns around and says "I'm getting 5 times as much for sitting on my arse".

You like men with no balls who can't shoot?

He's not happy with his current situation so he's changing employer. I suggest you do the same.

Yer ma's a mattress.

Maybe not the most sensible of posts whilst the lad is staring divorce in the face. Might be wise to delete/edit a few of the above.

You still walking funny?

I'll wager a strategically placed 3rd-from-the-right would score more goals than Clark.

Dinna be silly, nobody looks at the Hat any more. They all sign up in their droves these days.

Ten a penny, take your pick.

Having been in the position where I was training people to do the same position as myself and getting paid less for the privilege, I'd have to side with Hart on this. Fair's fair after all and it's not like he was asking for something that others less competent are receiving. You'll probably find that Zander, Foster and Considine won't be far off what Hart was getting whilst McNamara, Seve and Miller are on double for producing not an awful lot. All the best Micheal.

Serves you right for reading that muck. :shakieheedsmilie:

Sounds like one of Milner's picks for band/album of the year.

What about it?

Took the words out of my mouth.

£2.75 is daylight robbery for Clark.

And all three are definitely offski.

Maybe wasn't blessed with looks but there's obviously brains there somewhere. Either that or Zander doesn't think he could handle the footballing hotbeds that are Plymouth Argyle, Preston Northend or Derby County. Smart man that Zander.