Superstar Tradesman

Yeah me too. These supporters clubs seem to think they're better fans than the rest of us.

A tram up Wellington road? You'd be better with a cable car.

Not a bar in sight. I hope the Cove residents moan like fuck.

Certain players need brought down to earth now and then. Zander started to read his own press and was shite for a season because of it.

Do you think Miller comes across as someone who is short of confidence or someone who's head swells quite easily? Just sounds like JC has said to him "aye yer good, but yer nae that good".

Don't understand the thinking behind "it'll be easier for visiting fans" to get to. If you want the city to reap the benifits then surely you want people coming to the city and spending money. The buses will just stop further south and get fed and watered in outside of the city whilst the buses refuel elsewhere. I wouldn't be surprised if a few bars close as a result.

Took you ages to reply. You should try this Quick Reply thing, it's ace! (it's in your personal settings dude)

Simply by looks alone.

But for a community stadium, you'd sort of want it on your doorstep so it's easily accessible for your whole community. Take the kids training schemes for instance, it's going to mean Mum or Dad have to drive them to Cove instead of them possibly making their own way there. That's hardly going to get your kids from council estates involved and the greatest footballer to come out of Aberdeen grew up on one. Good for away fans but, well, fuck them.

The name 'Aberdeen Arena' - good. The capacity '22k with room to expand to 30k' - good. A community stadium outside the city - bad. Build it at Kings Links where the people can see it, can walk to/from it and it can be used during the week then you're onto a winner.

Just the row that's displayed before you click on [more] should do it. Cheers!

So you saying we should sign Steven Thompson?

Not if we're not going to be there come January 1st. I personally can't see him going anywhere else. If he was going to get picked up then it was when he was shining next to Anderson. I just don't see what he's done this season that would have turned any heads.

In the 'Quick Reply' box at the bottom of threads, it would be good if you were able to select a few of the most used smilies along with the more common used functions like Bold, Italics, Image, Link and Quotes.

Think there's a box you can tick before you send a PM asking whether to save it or not. You might be able to turn that 'on' in your settings?

OK, no need to rub rust in the wound.

Arthur Scargil and French lorry drivers everytime.

There is that of course. You seem to be championing him pretty hard and hell bent that he's magic. Have you seen the lad play down south or something?

Sorry, I just can't get a hard-on for a loan signing striking up a partnership as I'll just end up deflated when we can't afford to sign him.

Warnings-smornings. Until you use the wankie-smilie or the word 'boobies'..... YOU'RE NOT A REAL FAN!

No change there then. Your card's marked now you've posted in here, next you'll be getting a slap on the wrist from Her Majesty's Secret Cervix.

I'll give you a shiny penny for Richie Byrne.

Jesus, I wish I'd thought of that... We went to the trouble of filling the bath out the back of the South Stand with liquid nitrogen and imported snowballs from Greenland as we weren't sure if the snowy weather reports were going to be that accurate. Still, it was all worth it in the end.

Granted. But you'd think someone would have suggested antiseptic or a quick jab up at the hosptital? I'm beginning to think we don't have any medical team at Pittodrie and beginning understand why our players can't shake off injuries. "Just keep the weight aff it for a couple wiks, you'll be fine".

As long as it's not bad AIDS. The thing that worries me is that the cut is infected. How the fuck, in this day and age, can you end up with a septic wound? I'm lucky if a three man medical team isn't flown in having spilt some coffee on myself. That would actually involve a lengthy enquiry as to how it happened, how it could be avoided in the future and result in me spending a few weeks councilling to get over the trauma. God forbid anyone in this office were to end up with a nasty paper cut.