Superstar Tradesman

If all else fails we can stick him above the entrance to the new stadium.

I'm not denying that. Quite the opposite in fact. But I'll stand by the notion that he'd be one of the last to be shunted into midfield if we were found wanting.

Very upbeat and positive. I take it he's not actually touched down at Dyce yet then?

Foster may well be able to play in midfield but how many times has that happened over his career? I'd be more inclined to think one of the forwards would drop back into a wing position.

When he said he fancied a change I didn't realise he meant 4 clubs in 12 months.

I was told today that one of the youth players refused to go out on loan despite being told "this might well harm your future at the club", which has paid price to the Basey move.

I don't actually feel the need to be pissed off with the guy. It doesn't sound like it was any of his own doing and he's on the official site saying he sees it as a way to gain valuable experience for when he returns to Aberdeen next season. The smilie-shirt photos are for the Huns. What do you expect him to do?

'Arry been doing a bit of "wheeling and dealing" has he?

Fozzy should tell them to go fuck themselves and cement himself in AFC folklore.

The Jambos will be gutted. That's another trophey they'd list in their honours that we've picked up.

<<insert birdie pun here>>

More use as a paperweight.

I never said anyone labelled him that, he just was supposed to be that. He regularly played up there alone or was the main-stay there whilst the other strikers were rotated in and out the squad next to him. 1 header, any more?

Miller ran like he was neck-high in a bowl of treacle and as our main goal scoring threat, he was awful. Apparently, and I've heard this time and time again; "he's a great target man who is always winning things in the air". I'm struggling to think of one header he scored from a corner, free kick or cross? Anyone?

I never saw anything in Miller that warrented the praise or wages he received and that's been highlighted nicely at Boro. In fact, Boyd's just signed for Boro and he's already scored as many as Miller. He was a waste of space and was a huge distraction for us. Our players were far too busy punting balls for him to skiff off his head or to win free kicks that they forgot they were supposed to be scoring goals. God knows, he wasn't going to do it (see Boyd stat). I'm now going to sit back and enjoy watching Miller's career rot, largely due to the amount of moss he gathered whilst rolling around the pitch at Pittodrie. If he does end up at the Huns then Walter Smith is a bigger mug than Lennon for taking Mulgrew off our hands. In fact I hope he does because I'll nip out and buy myself a season book for the Main Stand so I can quietly chuckle over their shoulders whilst they pick splinters out of their arses.

That's the last time the back of that shirt sees the light of day. Won't get much sun on it stuck to the seat of a chair in the dugout.

You mean like Man U?

The Granite City Stadium gets my shout, makes us sound hard. That'll no doubt get renamed The Granite Shitty Stadium by away fans and again by the home fans calling it The Granite White Elephant Stadium.

When you're in Krakow make sure you visit Pod Wawelem Restauract. It's a must! Gallons of beer and mountains of meat for much cheapness, then head to the Jewish quarter for The good bars.

Seconded. Seen them a few times and they're anything but chilled.

I'm not really sure you can blame the marketing department. It's not really their fault that the product they're trying to sell is in fact a steaming pile of dog shite. At least they're putting in the effort. In fact, give them all a jersey.

Viva la Red Revolution!

There's the first nail in Lennon's coffin.

So....... Anything? Nothing? How long we got left, around 6 weeks to sign 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 re-sign McDonald? Haven't paid much attention to other clubs. Are they as 'active' as we are?

What a load of codshit. If you're trying to sell something and you're struggling for customers then why shoot yourself in the foot by turning down free advertisement? The product that they're selling (which is tickets because it sure ain't football) can only be bought from the club themselves so why does it matter who promotes it?