Superstar Tradesman

No you wouldn't. You'd say you were going to train to run away from him sometime later on in the year, whilst in reality, not bothering to get your fat arse.

Spotters badge Baggy! It was a Golf I'd hired. Mags such as these? Not sure I'd take health tips fae a dude wi nae teeth though.

I wonder how many of the doubters that have been calling for his head (behind the safety of their keyboards) will be chappin on his door?

Suck on it:

Andrew - There's a company who will take you by speedboat from Bratislava to Vienna, which is a little weird seeing they're both in landlocked countries. (Boring factoid: Bratislava & Vienna are the 2 closest capital cities in the world). The two being linked by the Danube River. Takes just over an hour. There's plenty of 'beach' bars and barges once you get to Vienna on the riverside which they've filled with sand, swimming pools, deckchairs and loungers. Might be a bit late in the year now but they were rammed a couple months back.

I've taken a few on my gypsy travels so far. I emptied my bags into this train: Ended up here: Whilst sucking on some tasty Danish sweets: Mmmmmm.......

I'm getting problems in the Reply section (not Quick Reply) whereby the text I'm typing is off the page (in larger bodies of text) and if I try scrolling back to it then typing again it just starts scrolling again. Really, really annoying!

This "2nd biggest spenders in Scottish football" tag don't wash with me. Pound for pound Great British Pound for Great British Pound the squad should be able to take Dundee to the cleaners. If we had Ronaldo in our squad on Saturday I'd say we'd give the Huns a game but I doubt we'd win. Dundee have spent more than the Huns this season. Doesn't mean they'd have knocked them out the cup tonight.

The watermelon is actually pushing the kitten into it's watery grave. This one reminds me of the dude dancing in the waterfall when we played Atletico:

Would be nice if he could get onto the pitch to 'do his speaking' before he was abused though. The lad is here to stay because about half a dozen managers have rated him. The sooner the goons in our support accept that the better.

By that I'm guessing you mean they're going to score 2 against themselves because we're sure as fuck not looking likely to?

Mug.

Give him a break KGB. Clean sheets and finding his feet are both something that minijc hasn't managed in years.

See Andrew, the boy is a fucking legend.

Well unless someone is living in a cave or locked in your underground dungeon with a poolball in each orifice, then most people have a phone and a mobile. So if I were to say "give me a call on the mobile", then you'd know I'm out. Not in the Blackberry or Mizer sense of course. The make and model of said phone being redundant, for instance; I wouldn't tell you I was swinging round to pick you up in my <make, model, engine size, horsepower rating, wheel size> car because, well, that would be fucking cuntish in the extreme. Not nearly as cuntish as calling your mobile an iPhone or Blackberry though.

Anyone who calls their mobile phone anything other than their 'mobile phone' is a fucking gay homosexual who likes men.

I was going to ask where you stood on keeping people alive by artificial means. But we already know it's on the air supply hose.

So are life support machines. Literally.

I don't have a mouse on my laptop and I'm sure I could probably right click and open a new window. But Reekie's good like that, he'll sort that shit out for us. :missingwinkysmiliefromthequickreplybox:

I'd prefer if FJ were to remain as the main candidate for passing on viruses. I'd also like it if the new link to the Chatroom didn't pull you away from the main site, whereas before it opened a new window so you could run both at the same time. And there's no longer any smilies in the Quick Reply or else you'd have a thumbs up to go along with the 'keep up the good work min'.

I think Stonefish might be pan bread.

Aluko's not going to be with us for much longer if he keeps growing as a player. If him being seen by a audience adds a few more zeros onto his price tag then I'm all for it.

Just been turned onto Canned Heat recently and I've listened to pretty much nothing else for the last while.

Even still, you're talking close to a ton. You'll be getting a 3 course meal and get to listen to two high profile football men entertaining you for an evening. I'm surprised it's only 125 quid, in fact, how much cheaper do you honestly think you could pull that off for? Damned if they do, damned if they don't if you ask me.