Superstar Tradesman

Realistic targets to replace Smith, Seve and Mair? May I suggest:

Unfortunately I'm not clever enough to get letters after my name nor can I work out if you're taking the piss out of me or not. So I'll revert to type: Go fuck yersel.

If you think writing your thesis is bad then I can assure you us lot having to read about you writing it isn't any better. So if you don't mind, can we get back to talking about drinking cheap beer in far off sunny places? I'm going down to check out Seville and Granada in a couple weeks. Anyone been?

My heart bleeds.

No for me. We've been playing shite since the turn of the year and had no injury worries until now. Therefore I can't see things getting any better. I also don't think we've shown at any point bar a couple games against Celtic and Hearts that we deserve to be in Europe.

He doesn't mean the sweetie you fat fuck.

You could argue that another 3 million fucking seagulls will benefit from having another stadium up at cove. *EDIT - Just read Baggy's last point.

Sooner him and Smith leave the better. I'm bored with the pair of them.

Italy's fucking magic. Although I doubt I'd choose to spend my holidays there watching pre-season Dons games.

Playing with an injury for 18 months at the start of your career? It's not like there's ever a good time to get an operation so why not just get it sorted straight away?

You've already got a (tall) babysitter (with a small cock) for that trip.

I'm sure he came on and scored a lot of times as a sub. I'm just wondering if that goal was the one that gave him his nickname?

Was he known as Super Sub before the goal against Real?

Personally I don't think we've got good enough players to consistantly beat the top 6 teams. I'm hard pushed to see where goals are going to come from. I think we'll end up in 5th place.

I remember reading that Ryan Giggs feels like he never gets up to the speed of a game when he comes on as a sub. Surprising considering how skillful and quick he is on the ball. If he's just came on with fresh legs then you'd think he'd run riot, but not according to him. Must just be a special breed the 'Super Sub' but then again, players with brains are quite rare.

Thought you'd like that one.

That's all well and good but is that not the plan from the start of the season? I'd be inclinded to think that might actually work against us as teams will now look to frustrate us.

I've played against him and couldn't get near him. Granted that isn't saying much. I wouldn't be too put off with the Super Sub tag as Solskjaer also made a name for himself and he was no slouch either. When you get a player who can watch a game from the sidelines and see exactly how he can exploit the opposition at the back when he finally gets on, says to me that there's more there than just a fresh set of legs.

I was hoping to catch a few festivals on my travels but it seems that just about every gig happens over the same weekend. Must make it a lot easier for the bands but not much fun if you fancy going to more than one yourself.

And I get told I make shit up. I'm wrapping things up here in the summer, packing my job in, sticking it to the man and going travelling for a few months and maybe doing some charity work.

Exactly what I was meaning Manc_Don. Have any of the trialists marked up more than a full first team game between them?

I don't want to poo-poo your thinking Ajja. But the problem is that the river we're panning is very much the sewage outlet for most clubs. Most of these trialists never appear to be very fit when they arrive. Needless to say this is down to not getting games. Meaning they need a good pre-season under their belt and games before we realise we're trying to polish a turd. I'd prefer if we kept down the loan deals route where we might get someone shit-hot like Aluko who is doing a great jobbie for us.

Was just about to say this. They've all been brought-in-to-make-up-the-numbers fodder haven't they?

Happy because there's a bus coming along to take you to play darts. Who said the JMG mob aren't dedicated to the cause?