Superstar Tradesman

Heads should roll. I particularly care if that's P45s, bollockings, punishments or contracts retracted. But heads should fucking roll.

Isn't it about time some of the constant non-performing players were given some time on the sidelines instead of a constant berth and a few extra quid in the hipper each week? Seems no matter how shite you're playing or how lackluster your performance the only thing that'll keep you off the park is a few choice words to the management team. I don't care about "flying in training", I couldn't give a toss if there's injury woes, paper thin squad won't cut it either. It's about time players were fighting to get on the park and showing some fucking gile once they're on there. Hit them in the pocket where it hurts!

I'll also add that everything was wrong last night. Sone was never going to have a good game on that pitch. Playing 'football' wouldn't have worked either. The long ball would have if played behind the two old, lumbering defenders. Wright should have been on way earlier. Just shocking stuff really.

Cheers Bilbo, saved me the bother of typing because like the players, I just couldn't be arsed to show up today. The biggest thing for me is the manner of these defeats. After the first ten minutes of pummeling Dunfermline last night I thought 'Great! We're going to cruise this' then we ran out of ideas. Second half starts and we get even worse. The strikers never saw the ball, our defenders could have more or less smoked cigars all night except for the odd occasion. So where the fuck was the ball for 120 minutes because Dunfermline certainly didn't do anything with it. I think I counted around 10 corners last night, I can't remember a single shot on target the whole game. Charlie Nic was raging afterwards, he said the players were cheating the fans. Signed, Dejected.

Paddy wagon?

Doesn't that relatively equate to us skint supporters in the stands to some degree? If he's not spending a bean of 'bad money' then he'd better at least be buying his tickets and some shirts every season. Otherwise he's actually contributing nothing.

Donstalk is like miniskirts. Full of cunts.

I'd probably fall down stairs trying to walk in those shoes as well.

I'm surprised that the banks never went straight to the football clubs first and foremost when they were looking for million pound bailouts.

Gerrrrrrintaem - Heid first!! In/Out: Out. Pre Match: Fridge. Match: Sky Sports. Post Match: Bed.

Fatjim - TV advert star.

Finished Generation Kill last night, shame there's only 7 episodes. Thumbs up from me. Next up is Padre's recommendation - Breaking Bad.

The mojitos were shit.

Maybe the SFA could set a lower gate price and that way the clubs could charge more?

He had to go. There wouldn't have been enough room on the treatment table with Smith coming in.

It's running slower than a week in a luxuary jail for me.

Maguire, although looking like a ned and running like a girl, actually comes across quite well in interviews.

I don't think strong charactors really fit with JC's ethos. He's always in the papers saying his players are too quiet (which we all agree with) but then any that are too vocal in their opinions when things aren't going well are shown the door. That's just my opinion from an outside perspective of course, so it could all be very different behind the scenes. Too be honest I don't think our midfield is that bad and with Smith coming back we should be able to stretch the play and give them a bit more room in the middle. It certainly seems a lot more balanced with two men on the wing who can pin the opposition out there.

I didn't get to 4547 posts and scale the dizzying heights of Donstalk 'Club Legend' by using Google. No, I did it by posting shite and asking stupid questions!

So what's the answer?

This might be a bit of a silly question but........... does Dunfermline still have that plastic pitch?

He's not scored in weeks so it'll give time for Maguire and Wright to finally prove their worth. Not that hopeful mind but somebody must fucking rate them. Hopefully they don't rush Smith back in with a full 90 mins though to plug the gap.

Axe wound? Filmed in tha hood?

Nae riding then?

What's Red Riding about?