Superstar Tradesman

All jokes aside, what the fuck is the deal with this lad? I can see there being up roar if he gets a new deal and we don't hear why he's still not back playing. A statement from the club is well overdue imo.

Mizer in positive football post shocker: :o

Let's not let a little thing I like to call 'cold hard facts' get in the way of his post. Had we lost we'd have heard the exact opposite, what with Mulgrew playing in midfield. Fucking tombola.

If it was a caption competition I'd have posted this:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! Is there an echo in here?

I was just about to add you to the celeb deaths.

I thought Wright had just got his cast off not that long ago and had just started running? Doubt he'll be on for any longer than a run out.

Maybe you should try stuffing the food in your ears so you can’t hear your flatmate fucking seven shades of shite out of his posh squeeze?

More chance of seeing a Dodo.

These bird jokes are literally flying over my head. What gives?

What's the date of the next game?

I'd take him even if his legs are fucked. He's got a good footballing brain, he's captain material, good in the air, his experience and organisation would help develop Zander and Andy C (which would be invaluable) and he's a talker. All of which we don't have at the moment. Let's face it, you don't need to be quick at the back when you can draw fowls the way he can. I just don't know where Seve would fit into the equation though as the midfield seems settled?

Cocktails eh? Flash bastard.

I'm sober as a judge, it's the yearly Ramanaedram!

Won't stop me scratching my head at such a U-turn by so many. I was utterly convinced we started notching up wins last season when he wasn't on the park whilst Touzani, a player who hardly ever got a game, reminded us what a decent midfielder looked like. If he wants to stay, fine. If he wants a wage increase he can do one. Now that makes me feel better.

Just to set the record straight, we all want to keep the highest earner who we've largely been slagging off for the best part of 2 years for being a shite player and a worse captain?

Fatjim however, might beat himself off.

Could you post an idiot's guide to this? Coz, well, I'm an idiot.

Think I'll add that to the Biggest Rumour thread. Personally I think it's excellent as there is nowhere else I'm aware of that I can watch highlights. Then add that to the radio commentary at the weekend, the old footage of classic games and the 3 or 4 weekly interviews and I'd say a few quid each week is a steal. Moaning faced, tight-fisted, Aberdonian West Coast cunts!

It's the 'jog on' bit I think he'd struggle with.

I've just accidentally spilled some coffee from my AFC mug. Thank fuck this isn't Saturday or I'd be on deathrow by now. Do these bannings actually work anyway?

Not sure if I read anyone's post saying that, I think it's more to do with the banning. That scrap could go on whether they had match tickets in their pockets or not. It could still go on now they have their 3 year bans. The club are going to loose money on this and now you've got a group of lads who have nothing better to do with themselves on a Saturday afternoon. As someone said, it was a breach of the piece but they can come down harder on them because us football fans are all genocidal maniacs.

3 years ban from Pittodrie isn't exactly a punishment is it? That's like doing those lads a favour. In all seriousness though, the club should ask the courts for the fines to be handed to them. It's them that's being punished because they'll loose revenue.