Superstar Tradesman

Better than what we've had to watch since Jess or Zero? All of them I'd say.

Re-record, not fade away. Re-record, not fade away. Re-record, not fade away. Re-record, not fade away.

Did you expect it to be a one off?

But then it's annoying to see that other teams manage to have a skillful player or two on their books. Granted we've now got Aluko but how long have we been screaming out for someone to excite?

Dude, you do realise we're a bunch of lads who like beer, tits, fitba and skiving off work to post on here don't you?

I have to poo.

I'm not.

I could but then what good would it do me? JDV hasn't worked at Aberdeen for one reason or the other so it's time to try someone new in my opinion.

Am I going to have to read this same article every time we play the Bairns?

And for that reason alone I don't see the point in him being here.

I'm with Hebrew on this, I think he's simply not good enough. I keep hearing he's too slow yet people were quick enough to moan about Steve Tosh and Dempsey because of this. The difference being that they actually played games and scored a few goals too. [quote author= link=topic=6860.msg104616#msg104616 date=1228928854]Scottish regime of 10 pints and a kebab? How many youngsters do we have that do this? 7.

The similarities that I draw between him an Touzani are that he's hardly ever played regardless of when he's played well, never had a run of games, came from teams they weren't getting games at (injuries?), look quite skillful but like a bit more time on the ball and both are Dutch. He's not featuring enough, not even as a sub and I just can't imagine why he'd be here past his current contract. I'm still utterly convinced that this is some sort of tax dodge for the club or they're brought on board to play in the reserves and show the youngsters that the Scottish regime of 10 pints and a kebab after Liquid isn't the best way to train. Otherwise, why not just blood one of the younger players 2 or 3 times a season?

File under 'Touzani'.

Well that was my point. But here it is again: JDV will be out the door as soon as his contract is up, so I wouldn't be surprised if there's one or two other mystery(Dutch)men appear on the horizon.

http://www.touchlocal.com/nat/c-558-Dermatologist

I've made about the same amount of appearances at Pittodrie as JDV this season. What's your point?

Common sense.

With JDV likely to be on his way, JC's gonna need to keep his Double Dutch up to speed somehow. "Double Dutch"....... there you go Charlie you fat piece of shit, the work's done for you yet again.

I'd prefer if that were applied to Saturdays myself.

Eight years since they last played together?! Really?!

"Mystery men" as in you'll wonder who the fuck they are, why they never get a game and if they're actually any good.

Can we add that to the list of things that Willie Miller does at the club?

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Remind him of when the Tims and Huns were shite and only getting a few soap dodgers through their gates everyweek and how the ‘diddy’ teams were managing quite well around that time too. Although I doubt he’ll remember that time as he was probably supporting someone more successful.

I think it's fair enough to include them when you add their debt into the equation. ;D