Superstar Tradesman

Any chance we could get some sort of scroll lock / unlock on the message screen?

The Charlatans - I Never Want An Easy Life If Me And He Were Ever To Get There

Black Crows - God's Got It

Noel Gallagher - Talk Tonight

Rumour was that he had one leg longer than the other (which is the case for all of us) but for him, it was causing him problems.

This week's 'Whoooosh of the Week' goes to to the poster named Tyrant. Congratulations.

The boy must be made out of glass. Not that he's actually done anything of note this far anyway.

A-Ha - Take On Me

He doesn't ask "if Paul Sheerin is playing" does he? Anyone remember that thread from years ago?

Johnny Cash - The Beast In Me

They all have the same names because of the jean pool up there.

Apparently a picture says a thousand words.

The Charlatans - One To Another

The Charlatans - Another Rider Up In Flames

Shamelessly pinched from the ab-mad site: He turns the right-back in, He turns the right back out, In out in out, He turns him inside-out, He's tricky and he's nippy and he loves a goal, He's who we're on about. Oh Sone Sone Sone, Oh Sone Sone Sone, Oh Sone Sone Sone, He's who we're on about. Get it sung for the love of fuck!

No need to pull the rug from over me.

Your squeeze must be pig ugly if you're looking at yourself....... during sex.

I don't really support them or care if they do that well. I just go watch them because I'm underwriting their debt.

The New Song is a wee corker.

Datarock - Fa-Fa-Fa

Yeah, ok. I remember him scoring one against Caley when we were the away team at Pittodrie. Struggling to remember any more though.

Who takes them now Bazza's gone?

No, just dy5l3x1c. Lives in Perth or just listed that as his home address to save getting a ban? Pleading not guilty would point towards it being speed cameras that caught him.

True. I'm just too wary of players at AFC not living up to their potential or thinking they've made it once the fans start singing their name. Sure he was exciting to watch at times but he reminds me very much of Zero. Drifting out of games, not tracking back, taking on the same player three times just to be fans favourite...... etc. Like I said, I'm pleased with this signing and I think this shows the next step for the club. But I hope Aluko uses this to progress his career and doesn't stop trying to impress now he's no longer wanted at B'ham.

Just to put this back into perspective for some of you: We've signed a young lad who showed glimpses of talent but still has a long way to go to being the hero that some seem to be touting him as.