Superstar Tradesman

Because out of the gazilion he's signed, they've only played a handful of matches between them and been fairly poor.

"Wanna go see Underworld?"

I heard he keeps it tight at the back.

BUMP! Any news?

Sweet Cloud - The Kills

I'd prefer if they weren't going to spend their time on the physios table. When we're struggling to re-sign our own players, I've absolutely no confidence in signing anyone decent unless it's by default.

Useless piece of information #3462 - I met the DPT recently in an airport bar. Seemed like an ok bunch.

Some folk are never happy! How many players have we lost recently and been given shite as replacements? How many have went chasing the Yankee Dollar? How many times have folk complained "they're not playing for the shirt"? How often do people moan that the players aren't dedicated to the club through and through? He's only made a few mistakes here and there, certainly no worse than Langfield or Diamond. If he could iron those out by concentrating for the full 90 then he'd be even better. There's no reason why that can't happen as he's still learning.

Ernest Ranglin - Below The Bassline

Hearts being relegated would be reward enough without the financial gain.

Stoney, like a lot of us, thought signing Jamie Mac was a decent move.

The Ham Museum cafe - Madrid

No, his grammar was fine when he emailed her although her bunions were playing up a little.

Yes you do. Or you wouldn't keep harping on about it.

Big hair, synthesizers, all those people and teams mentioned are shit.

Just heard it, bit too fast to be sung on the terraces or on the buses down the road. Can't knock it though, we should have loads of these tracks for a giggle now and then. 'Red Balloon Soccer Crew' anyone?

JESUS!!! Believe it or not, it's actually true!!! :o http://www.afc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/clubNews/teamrec/jkoller/0,,10284,00.html

Club stylie.

This must be the gigantic players that JC was talking about signing. Wait a minute..... waz007@aol.com You boys not got a cross to burn elsewhere?

One minute they're complaining that the SPL doesn't give them enough competition and that's why they do poorly in Europe then the next we're too tough a match for them before they play in Europe. They just sound like a right bunch of greetin' faced, spoilt bairns who are so used to getting their own way. Fuck 'em!

You won't be the first guy to have said that.

146. Airbus Lands At Dyce.

Will you buy it?

This is exactly the same thing that Maybury is getting pelters for on another thread. All he's doing is putting himself in the shop window and trying to attract some attention. I see we've now stopped moaning about players who didn't sign for us first time around though. Seems that players have limited options really: 1. Go sit and warm the O.F. bench. 2. Go down south and sit on the finges. 3. Sign for the Dons with your tail between your legs having previously turned them down.

I wear mine to 5s, circuit training and out running. Can't see how anything could be falling to bits or hanging off of it! Maybe you should get one that fits?