Superstar Tradesman

....if you don't include the one in front of 66,000 people at the Allianze Arena seven days after.

I wouldn't touch her with your cocktail.

Just worked out what the fuck you're talking about. Sneckie must die.

13. Barry Ferguson Sent Off. 14. Caley Beat Aberdeen.

Shallow (grave) fucker.

1. Hatrick Hero Byrne! 2. Captain Fantastic! (re:Seve) 3. Double Dutch. (re:2 games in a row for Touzani) 4. Construction Begins On Community Stadium. 5. Dons Player Turns Down Lucrative Move. 6. ...... Picked For Scotland. 7. Daily Record Apologises To Dons Fans. 8. Stuart Milne Pledges.......something/anything. 9.........

I was alluding to the fact that if they can mistake a knife for a Snickers, then it could quite easily have been a Mars. But since you're being pedantic.... a) Yes. And. b) Yes.

I'm listening to an overhead projector and some cunt droning on and on about a subject I've long since lost the will to listen to. The sooner they invent headphones that are surgically attached to your inner ear the better. :yawnsmilie:

Shows us how far we've fallen when our club captain, top scorer and great white hope can't even get on the team sheet for the starting 11.

Personally I'd be pretty upset that someone paid money for Clark and nobody would take me for free.

I won't be doing any interviews as I'm happy with the one we've got. Levein plays route-one football all the time and finished below us both seasons he's been at United. McGhee wouldn't even get mentioned if he wasn't a Gothenburg hero and only time will tell if he's any better than what we have....... if he bothers to stick around. We're recording better results on and off the park with JC and I believe we'll win silverware whilst he is here. Every year's been an improvement* so why go changing it? The ship maybe steady now but it's still got holes that need plugged and at least for the first time in a decade, I feel we're on the right course. *unless you want to keep harping back to the odd one-off game here and there.

Still offering no names then? Fergie had only won the First Division before he took over AFC. Something akin to what Pele did. Maybe that's the kind of pedigree you're after is it?

So who's the man "to bring us forward and take us through"?

Good to see you're finally pulling your head out of your arse.

Robert Plant & Alison Krauss - Raising Sands.

That's it, look for the negatives. I could bore you just as much with the startling shocking results and statistics from Ebbe's tenature. But I won't.

What was Marianne Faithful doing at Pittodrie?

79. Mizer takes things written on here about him far too seriously.

The Ramones - It's Alive.

John Hartson would be a 'big' signing.

R_S is Willie Miller.

Just looks embarressing when he gets brushed off the ball so easily. In fact I'd say dumped on his arse was probably closer to the truth. Look at all the young loan signings we've had come here this season. I'm sure they'll have enjoyed their time and gained a lot more experience than if they were picking up bit parts here and there. I agree though, it is the same but different as they probably weren't going to be as involved in the first team as Bebo is. But 10 minutes stuck on the wing isn't going to do much good either.

Still think he should have a spell up at Peterhead or somewhere similar. Show him what could happen if he starts playing the big time Charlie off the park and doesn't knuckle down to becoming it on the park. For one of the 'gallus' West Coasters that aren't as nice as all the local lads, he sure is a bit of a fairy. Ship him out for 6 months to toughen him up, give him regular games and to get a bit of mud on his frosted tips.

Deeeeeeeno!