Superstar Tradesman

You want players who are currently better than our lot of bottlers? No problem, I'll do the scouting for free: Jamie McDonald. Ryan McCann. Robert Harris. Neil MacFarlane. Andy Aitken. Jim Thomson. Jamie McQuilken. Stevie Tosh. Sean O'Connor. Stephen Dobbie. Paul Burns. John Stewart.....

Saw it a couple times about 8 years ago. It'll probably be another 8 before we see it again.

I'm listening to circus music whilst watching re-runs of our 'defending'.

The season was over the minute the board sold Hart & Clark for peanuts.

So they've got another 10 days to decide have they? Pandering to a couple of cunts who aren't showing any interest in the cause is hardly following Willie Miller's statement of "we only want players who want to play for Aberdeen" now is it. How about sign by Friday or you're out the door come summer whether you've got a club or not.

We've enough ballet dancing, tight wearers as it is.

You met anyone that thinks Seve should get a game each week let alone be captain? You met anyone who thinks Bus, Mair, Byrne, Duff, etc, should be anywhere near Pittodrie except for watching the game from the stands? You met anyone who thinks by constantly rotating the defensive partnerships at the back are the way to gel the back 3/4/5 into a solid unit? You met anyone who is happy with the contract situations that are still dragging out and should have been tied up well before the turn of the year? I could go on but I can feel the rage building again......

14000 fans could tell you exactly what's wrong, just ask any one of them if you can't fucking work it out and have to ask fucking questions.

FJ if you wouldn't mind, couly you post the percentages of joking/serious so I know whether to laugh at that or call for your banning?

I'm going to sit this one out, not because I don't think it's a decent thread but simply because I don't see the point of selecting certain players we have on our books. We have so many players there that will never get a regular game regardless of how well they are playing*. We have a few that only play a handful of games every season because of injuries** Then we have dross that should never have been signed yet we still have them hanging on*** Add all that to the players leaving or are being shown the door that we'd rather have stay**** * Lovell, JVD, Walker.... ** Jaimie Smith, Touzani.... *** Dan Smith, Byrne, Mair, Duff, Bus.... **** Anderson, Hart, Miller, Nicholson.... Once you add all that up and take away the non-starters then you've probably got a pull of around 8 players who are guaranteed a spot each Saturday and don't need to put in a shift to ensure they play each week. For all the public slatings, when was the last time someone was dropped to the bench for playing shite?

Yeah, yeah. But what's everyone wearing to the game?

Not sure. Anyone know the block number for the halfway line, padded seats, prawn sandwiches section?

It was the 'hitman' tag that made me chuckle. Obviously they mean his assault charge rather than his football abilities.

What you're saying is you prefer rape?

Surely the shop doorways and crack cocaine would be of a better quality in Hollywood?

70 buses must be well wide of the mark. How many does a bus hold, 40, 50? Times that by 70 and you've only got around 3500 tops. Add on the central belt missionarys and you've still got a good 5000+ travelling by car or rail. Shurly shome mishtake?

I'm going to wear a Seve suit, get on the pitch and actually boss the midfield.

I've held my tongue all day over this as I didn't want to take anything away from the lad. But a number of times yesterday he tripped over the ball, got it tangled between his legs and fell over nothing in particular. Still a long way to go but he's on form and hopefully he's just being a little over-keen to impress. Also looks to have bulked up a little but then maybe that's just because his balls have dropped.

Yeah, Jamie Mac hasn't scored for us yet which would mean almost a whole season. All our forwards have scored this season, Zander got one recently. Aluko, JVD, Nicholson, Walker, Foster have all chipped in so to speak. Considine I remember scored a brace but that was possibly last season so he might be a contender although I'm sure he's scored this season too. Has Seve scored since the Hibs game? Hmmm.....

Ban him. No, get him to pay for a new server! No! Get him to pay for a new server then ban him!

Here we go. Power hungry mods flexing their cyber muscles because they don't have any in the real world.

The Man Don't Give A Fuck - Super Furry Animals

A real tight one to call, plenty of clichés to be had: Game of two halves - score could have went either way - backs to the wall stuff - could rue those missed chances later - end to end - the best team came out on top (red tinted specs on for the last). How that last one stayed in I'll never know, I was jacket-on-and-heading-for-the-door-spitting-chips at the silly goal we let in and the chances we missed first half until I spotted the ball magically appearing not at the other side of the net, but actually in the back of the net! Watched it a dozen times after and although it was very, very close, the whole ball wasn't over the line. Play the whistle lads, play the whistle. You fucking dancer!

Well that's another 1000 tickets just been snapped up! Apparently Sol Bamba has a massive family and he doesn't want them to miss out on his big day.

If we all start laying bets on at the Bookies that the tickets are going to be snapped up by a Championship team, then their stock will go up!