Superstar Tradesman

That upper tier is miles away as well, why build it with so much space between the lower one? If I had a season ticket I wouldn't be renewing it. This ticket situation is a farce! A farce I tell you!!

So basically you're saying you should get a ticket before me because you're more of a fan than me? PANIC! PANIC!!! PANIC!!!!! TICKET FIASCO PANIC!!!!!!

I was hinting more towards the fact we should have beat Bayern if it wasn't for JC's............(insert BNP_Chat rant).

The United game wasn't a must-win.

Eric was indeed the coolest cucumber I've seen on the ball. Tackles would be flying in, players surrounding him and somehow, he would stroll out of the pack with the ball still at his feet and slide a pass straight to a red shirt like he hadn't even realised he was under pressure. Could cannonball a deadball freekick too.

Who? I'd like to know what he blames his slack passing on. He should be binned in the summer.

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So the game tonight is a 'must win game'. Seems to have been a few of them this season, all of which we've pulled out of the bag. :fingerscrossedsmilie:

What exactly is the point of that exercise? No doubt it's the bizzies who have told them to do it but how can they ensure it happens? If it's just a group of mates who have hired a bus, haven't read Redweb and aren't season ticket holders then are they going to get a night in the cells? Actually, don't answer that last one........

Rings a bell. Remember reading it but don't remember seeing it. How does it end?

Well done, ruin the wee game for everyone smartarse. What was A Soft Touch about?

So there's hope for Bebo yet?

Holy smokes! Who's that lard ass?

Was discussing The Acid House at the weekend with a drinking buddy who quite surprisingly has read a fair chunk of Irvine Welsh's stuff. Quite surprising really as he's German, his English isn't that good, has never been to Scotland and said it wasn't too difficult to understand! Anyway, we'd both read The Acid House and seen the short films but could only name two of the three films. So I texted a mate back home and he could only remember the same two: 1 - The Granton Star Cause - when he gets turned into a fly ("you been cheating on me with that wee slut Kylie?") 2 - The Acid House - when the casual/raver switches places with the baby during the thunder storm. Anyone remember all three?

Seems to be plenty players who don't seem to settle under Brewster. Similar coaching styles to JC perhaps? Although he's not a drinker so maybe the opposite is true and we will see a few ICT players ending up on our books!

Reading Irvine Welsh's - Bedroom Secrets Of The Masterchefs now. Reminds me a little of The Acid House although it's a lot easier to read than his other books as there's a lot less dialect. Certainly better than Filth, which I thought was garbage.

Good on the club for trying to drum up some support but let's not detract from the fact that the crowd is going to be shite because it's been moved for a tv channel that doesn't give a fuck about either club.

I'm listening to the voices in my head saying "go home now, drink beer, watch football".

Can we start taking donations for a new flag that'll cover the whole end? One that says "Jimmy 4-4-fucking-2" in the hope that he finally takes the hint.

Most of their players and staff these days are big names. Probably in so much debt printing them onto the strips.

Just because they've been on Premiership books doesn't automatically make them better. Ben Thornely anyone?

Were you pished when you spelt 'ditto' wrong?

Loan him out to a town with a decent chipper and bakers near to his digs.

What you make of it?

I was actually pished when I wrote that.