Superstar Tradesman

Have they even decided on a site yet?

£5m I believe.

I've still not seen my ticket. What time does it kick off CET?

No point moaning about the manager when we're going through a poor spell as he was the same man that brought us relative success. Something's not right down Pittodrie at this moment though and I'm pointing the finger firmly at the board who had the prime time to take another step towards continues success.

Not at all. The most disappointing thing for me is the player's attitudes. Surely they are enjoying the trips abroad? Surely they are enjoying playing the top players in Europe? Surely they realise that they're not going to experience it again if they continue to play so shit at home?

Fair enough but Inverness and Falkirk aren't playing 2 games a week, 8 weeks on the bounce. We simply just don't have the strength or depth this year to compete on all fronts.

We needed 2 or so players before they sold our soul in the January transfer window.

With our size of squad then the extra cup and Euro games were always going to take their toll. And they have done with our league form. Couple that with the players that have left for us to cash in and be replaced by players who really should just be there to make up the numbers, then it's obvious we were going to struggle. The season is over from what I can see and we've been sold short. Hibs had a poor season last year league wise but lifted a cup. I don't think they'd be too unhappy and neither would we but I don't think we'll achieve that. The record books will show we were into the last 32 of UEFA, semi finals of cups and scraped into the top 6 (possibly) which I'd say was a decent result for our paper-thin shower of a squad.

Bullshit. He's had our best season so far, and had 2 of his regulars sold off and they've given him peanuts to rebuild the squad in January.

Not sure if moving your dish to the correct satellite would work. Wouldn't you need a suitable decoder?

Lovell wasn't out training with the lads. He was doing shuttle runs, keepie ups, practicing free kicks and some work in the gym. The weirdo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Who let the Huns out? Who-whoo-whoo-whoo?! Who let the Huns out? Who-whoo-whoo-whoo?! Who let the Huns out? Who-whoo-whoo-whoo?!

I wouldn't be surprised if Miller joins them.

Two up front though....

Saying that, Bayern Munich's keeper for tonight couldn't lace Langfield's boots.

Techno wombat is the new bronze rat. ;D

I've an ambivalent attitude to the whole situation. In fact it hasn't sunk in or neither does it feel like it's actually going to happen. Aberdeen vs Bayern Munich in the last 32 of the UEFA Cup. Might have been different if I was flying home for it but the last few weeks have really fucked me off. Kick-off in the bar I'll no doubt be fired up like a motherfucker!! I wonder if all those on KKK who were complaining about the early kick-off will ever manage to get to their seats in time tonight?

Fuck me, hardly worth it, I can't even make them out..... if at all. Is that the 'wall' thing at the back of the Y? Be better off with a couple dolly birds from the boxing.

My mate overhead JC say the exact same thing to the team at 'training' last night at The Ministry.

I'm beginning to wonder if they actually exist.

Interesting read there Bobby.

I meant take him out Schumacher stylie. Not get yourself stretchered off and hospitalised for two months.

Get them watching You Tube clips of Harald Schumacher from the '82 World Cup to gee the forwards up!

If they're making that much then they should buy their own. Surely a local company might be interested in funding it if they get prime time advertising on it?

If you can find one clip of any of the '83 squad swiping at fresh air, tripping over themselves, controlling the ball into the stand, shooting out for a throw in or letting the ball roll under their feet then I'll buy you a German brewery of your choosing.