Superstar Tradesman

Fair points, but up until Tuesday I can't remember anyone mentioning any of them on here when United was signing them.

Can someone send a packet of Frosties in to the manager? I hear they're GRRRRRREEEEAAAAAATTTT!!! to have around the dressing room. Mizer?

What a story!!! No names, no facts, no figures. Other news just in, the grass will be cut on Friday and the footballs pumped up tonight at 5pm.

Orienteering, canoeing, British Bulldogs....... you know, that sort of thing.

Exactly. Talk is cheap anyway. So sick of hearing "owe it to the fans" and "performances being unacceptable" that I'm actually longing for Deek Young to say he's going to "score shitloads this weekend".

Rant about that too if you want, but you're both bleathering nothing short of complete and utter speculation. The boy is allowed 6 weeks holidays just as you and I are. It'll be in his contract and it's not like he's skipping the country and phoning in sick. But you both seem to know for a fact he doesn't have a list of players. Whereas I'd say he has a list of players who he'll have told Miller he wants. Miller deals with contract negotiations so depending on budget, he'll take the list and score a black marker through the top twenty who will require fees. Another twenty will be marked off because of they wages they command, then Miller hands him the list back with United rejects. I'll tell you what Mizer, here's £100. Go down to Dixons and buy me a 50' plasma with surround sound and one of those Lazy-boyz reclining leather chairs. Now if you wasn't blinded by your hatred for JC you might go down town and buy me a handful of cinema tickets. Not quite the same thing but you'll have made do with the scraps you've got and found a half decent alternative for the time being. Of course when you come back with that I'll moan you wasn't working Xmas day, your skin tone, how you need to drop a few kilos and the way you were waving your hands around when you was complaining about the price of cinema tickets these days. Look at the big fucking picture for once.... Any manager we have in the door will have to work under the same constraints. Plenty have been shown the door before JC and they've embarressed us a lot more than he has. Milne is holding this club back and he's the one you should be venting your fury at.

Sorry, was too lazy to type Jonathan Smith.

Well since football isn't a computer programme I very much doubt there is a logical step (captain). :spocksmilie: We were still in all competitions up until February instead of getting pumped out in the first round by a lower league team. There's progress there, but not as you know it.

For as bad as it seems to have gotten this year, I still don't think you can completely blame JC. I very much doubt he wanted Anderson out and you just had to watch the press conference to see what he thought of selling Clark and Hart. The players he wanted in when he first came here are all but leaving, the ones that where here when he got here but he liked have left, the youngsters are not up to much and he's getting £1.4m over the next 3 years to bolster the squad. Whoopdee-fucking-doo.

The thing that annoys me and I mean REALLY grinds my gears is that we sign about 3 times the amount of players that doesn't work out than does. Dan Smith, McNamara, Daal, J.Smith, Souter........blah, blah, bollocks. Looking at my Dons calendar on my wall, half of the squad have left and half will never get a game. Frustrating as fuck!

Wanna wrestle?

If it was the one with 4 fingers I'm surprised he didn't hold it up at the end.

Even if it is true... Meh.

I was in my work's canteen today and I'm not wearing a tall white hat or striped apron as far as I can see. 'The lad' on Redtv who said those words was one of the commentators on last night's game. Maybe he is a chef during the day, but who gives a fuck? As he's an employee of AFC I find it difficult to believe he made that story up.

Stuart Milne is a terminal illness.

It's what the lad on Redtv said word-for-word.

Dude on Redtv last night said he couldn't believe Lovell walked into the canteen at Pittodrie round lunchtime. Said "what you doing here?" and he replied with "the manager dropped me".

Selling anyone doesn't ruin you, just look at when Beckham left Man U. They went on to make a packet and bought a wee lad nobody had heard of with "quick feet". We've replaced 3 of our first team regulars.......... no sorry, we haven't actually replaced anyone with the £1.3m we took in.

Miller won't be suspended as he's not playing any more games in that comp. *EDIT - Sadly.

My hair's long gone. But you'll always be puddle-stinking scum.

Banned from watching dross like that again? Where's my clipper?

I wouldn't want to be anywhere near Byrne when he falls over himself.

Missile probe? Certainly should be a few rockets put up arses down Pittodrie Street.

Starting with Seve. Not worth the jersey let alone the arm band. Show them there's nobody that is untouchable. Never happen though.

The most annoying thing for me is that if you're playing in a game where things are just not going your way. You think "fuck this!!", grab the ball and try to fucking do something about it. Well I do. Obviously this doesn't apply if you are a professional being paid by AFC.